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[bending_bullets]

Alright, I know this is a longshot.  I know you people are probably going to just point and laugh at me.  And I know I look like an idiot.

Has anyone in Cairo seen a US passport lying around?  It's got that black, faux leather cover and the stupid gold eagle design with the shield and olive branch and arrows.  Please, I really really need it.

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[sandmagic]

I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid I haven't. Do you remember where you were when you last saw it?

I don't know why people would point and laugh... And I don't think you look like an idiot, it's a terrible thing to lose something.

[bending_bullets]

No idea. I was checking through my belongings and couldn't find it anywhere, so my best guess is that I must have accidentally left it in my pocket at some point and then lost it. Or maybe some little pickpocket wannabe got it?

Well thanks. Looks like not everyone in the world is a sarcastic jerk after all.

[sandmagic]

Well I'll keep my eyes open for it. Random things have a tendency to show up at the coffee house, so you never know.

Um, thank you. I think...

[bending_bullets]

Well, thank you very much.

It's a compliment, you're welcome.

[thread_spinner]

Can't say I have! Guess you're doomed to stay here for a little while longer, huh?

[bending_bullets]

Not if the US embassy has anything to say about it!

[snowfallgrave]

...Since you know already, that saves me some time.

[bending_bullets]

Are you helping the situation? NOOOO! Get the fuck off then!

[snowfallgrave]

And I would obey you why now?

[bending_bullets]

How am I supposed know? I'm not you!

Besides, you're not helping!

[someofthem]

No, I'm sorry.

I'll try to keep an eye out for it as well.

[bending_bullets]

Wow, two helpful people! I feel extremely lucky today!