I win the game.

[rufushonkeriv]

This morning after the reboot, there were no NPCs in the Eastern Kingdoms.  None of us Alliance could get to Stormwind, and those who were there reported no NPCs or mailboxes.  Someone said they could ride the boat from Darny and indeed it worked.  Then I got an idea.

I grabbed my Troll, flew to Darny and hopped the boat.  No guards.  I took the throne.  My Troll wins the World of Warcraft.