Santa's little helper

[worldofice]

Boy, are you aware that it is two months past Yuletide?

While it cannot be denied that your diminutive stature makes you an ideal candidate for a Christmas elf, your efforts to produce a red & green hair style are hardly appropriate for the approaching Spring. You have also missed a patch at the back.

Perhaps this is an attempt to impress our newest

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[tennisprince]

 

[worldofice]

Comments, boy? Or is your silence indicative of the situation being accurately summarised?

[tennisprince]

I gotta admit I'm a bit surprised. Even I didn't think that you'd turn into a 12 year old overnight.

[worldofice]

Given that your endeavours make you appear as a three year old on Santa's knee, I hardly feel slighted.

[tennisprince]

A fourteen year old girl has more originality than you.

[worldofice]

Indeed? Would said 14 year old be the origin of your new look? My, you are quite the ladies man on the island this week.

[tennisprince]

Yes. No. I did it myself.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[worldofice]

Then I am simply left to admire your skill and style choice.

And exactly how easily you are outwitted.

[tennisprince]

I'm sure you admired my skill and style choice in the mirror after our Nationals match.

[worldofice]

Sadly for me, you have quite outdone that feat. I am sure a razor could be found on the island, however, if you wished to imitate me on that day.

[tennisprince]

As flattering as it was on you, I wouldn't want to be confused for a monkey.

[worldofice]

Yet a poorly adapted Christmas elf is considered appropriate?

[tennisprince]

What can I say, I'm magical.

[worldofice]

How adorable. We must set up a nursery.

[tennisprince]

Your monkey children are not allowed. Unsanitary.

[worldofice]

I believe it is only your ... family ... who are ravishing the local inhabitants. Is this a step to providing them all with Christmas stockings? I agree the main figure of that particular mythology is probably beyond you but the Easter bunny will come first.