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worldofcrdbrd

[locked to Bats]

Mar 18, 2009 14:17

Bruce, before you do anything rash, lemme say this now; Super Speed, Vice Grip, Dragging You Away.

Barb's a mature young adult. I'm sure she has Isley covered.

Figuratively.

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punchymcbats March 18 2009, 20:19:32 UTC

One word: Kryptonite.

It's not Barb I'm worried about; it's Isley. Joker's already taken an interest in her, considering she's uncorrupted.

And shouldn't you be not poking your nose into this for now? Do me a favor; make sure Reyes isn't doing something stupid.

worldofcrdbrd March 18 2009, 20:20:40 UTC

You suck.

I'm sure Jamie's not going to do anything rash. But you're right; Joker's here and he knows where Isley is. Let's hope he doesn't get access to any chemicals.

punchymcbats March 18 2009, 20:21:38 UTC

It's part of my job description Clark.

I'd be more worried if Gordon arrived, considering I've been on the Joker's trail for ages. You know how protective he is of Barb in any universe.

worldofcrdbrd March 18 2009, 20:22:36 UTC

I know. Doesn't mean I have to like it.

You got that right. I can't imagine what I'd do if Kara came back from the 30th century with her boyfriend. Did you know we have an alternate universe Braniac 5 here? Not the same Kara's dating though...

punchymcbats March 18 2009, 20:23:36 UTC

If memory serves me correctly, YOU were the one who entrusted me with the kryptonite.

Have you even HEARD the rumors connecting your cousin and Batgirl? They still persist.

worldofcrdbrd March 18 2009, 20:26:01 UTC

Yeah I know, hold it over my head why don't you?

I choose to TRY to ignore them Bruce. I'm not exactly in the mood for eavesdropping on Kara at all times.

Speaking of "Bruce", what ever happened to a civilian life? I haven't heard anything about "Bruce Wayne" in the Digital World.

punchymcbats March 18 2009, 20:27:47 UTC

I try. Got a yo-yo and everything.

Now you know how I feel when the tabloids were linking myself and Dick.

Not worth the hassle here Clark. While Bruce Wayne would be a good idea, there's too much at stake if my real name got out in the open. Unlike CERTAIN people. And if the Joker got back to his home armed with the information...

worldofcrdbrd March 18 2009, 20:29:59 UTC

Please tell me you're joking about the yo-yo.

It's about as bad as the league women when they're actively trolling for porn photoshops of them on league computers. Do you realize how much Shayera can't look at me without bursting into giggles because of one shopped photo?

Then the Joker could spread it across the world. And the Bruce of his world would be under siege. Not pretty.

punchymcbats March 18 2009, 20:33:01 UTC

It's more like a set of bolos than a yo-yo. Comes with being prepared.

Shayera does that too in my world when she's not tormenting Carter or John. And I can only be thankful that Diana hasn't payed any attention to that so far. Though I keep finding B'wanna Beast, Elongated Man and Plastic Man doing so on the League computers. Fire and Ice nearly mangled the pair of them last time they infected a couple of mainframes with a virus because of that.

Nope. This is why I'm Batman full time. If you're worried Clark, I'll swing by for a visit as Drake Mallard.

worldofcrdbrd March 18 2009, 20:34:43 UTC

I really shouldn't be surprised on how much stuff you can fit in your belt. Or the THINGS in it for that matter.

Looks like our worlds are still similar. Though Plastic Man? That's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

Still can't believe you're using THAT NAME as a cover. Kara used to watch it back on the farm.

punchymcbats March 18 2009, 20:35:38 UTC

Joker can fit a bazooka in his pants without it showing. I should be allowed some tricks.

He's not active in yours?

Dick watched it with Alfred a lot, and I took in an episode once or twice just to relax.

worldofcrdbrd March 18 2009, 20:36:48 UTC

... I've learned not to ask.

Plastic Man? Well, he hasn't really joined the League at all actually. Stays independent along with Captain Marvel. I still have to make it up to him.

I didn't know you liked cartoons.

punchymcbats March 18 2009, 20:37:57 UTC

Now there's a name that I haven't heard in a long time. Young or Old Billy Batson?

I find them relaxing.

worldofcrdbrd March 18 2009, 20:38:33 UTC

Young still. I'm guessing he's retired by now?

punchymcbats March 18 2009, 20:40:08 UTC

No, but I haven't heard about Captain Marvel soaring the skies for a long time now.

I've got a robbery to attend to. Gave them enough of a head start as is. Later.

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