If I was a horse you would shoot me.
I'm currently trying to reset my completely fucked up sleep schedule. I've now been awake for about 21 hours. I really don't know how I've made it this far--probably through insane amounts of caffeine and willpower--but I'm determined to last another 2 hours at least, preferably 3. I don't think I'll make it, but I'm going to try.
This didn't used to be so hard to do. I had to do it quite often in summer when I was younger and I never had any problem staying awake until 8-9pm. I'm getting old, I think. Or I may just feel that way because I'm exhausted beyond all comprehension. I dunno.
To give you an idea of what my world feels like right now, I present this (possibly NSFW) music video:
Ok, it's really just a very strange music video. It's a whole world of wtf. It's like what would happen if a scandinavian techno band was doing a spoof of Weird Al doing a spoof of a scandinavian techno band, and then set the whole thing in a 70s porno. Oh, and let's not forget the random shots of a gym queen in a very tight red bathing suit shaking his ass and/or crotch at the camera, the baby-talk euphemisms for penis, and the random dance sequences that completely do not match the motif of the rest of the video. You will drown in the testosterone even while your brain is trapped repeating the song itself on endless loop. Seriously, you WILL find yourself humming this abomination long after the video is over, and to make things worse, the wtf nature of the video itself will compel you to watch it over and over, thus reinforcing the Earworm From Hell.
I think the only reason I'm sharing it is because the best way to get rid of an earworm is to give it to someone else. Or is that a rhinovirus? I can't remember anymore.
Need more caffeine, I think.
This didn't used to be so hard to do. I had to do it quite often in summer when I was younger and I never had any problem staying awake until 8-9pm. I'm getting old, I think. Or I may just feel that way because I'm exhausted beyond all comprehension. I dunno.
To give you an idea of what my world feels like right now, I present this (possibly NSFW) music video:
Click to viewOk, it's really just a very strange music video. It's a whole world of wtf. It's like what would happen if a scandinavian techno band was doing a spoof of Weird Al doing a spoof of a scandinavian techno band, and then set the whole thing in a 70s porno. Oh, and let's not forget the random shots of a gym queen in a very tight red bathing suit shaking his ass and/or crotch at the camera, the baby-talk euphemisms for penis, and the random dance sequences that completely do not match the motif of the rest of the video. You will drown in the testosterone even while your brain is trapped repeating the song itself on endless loop. Seriously, you WILL find yourself humming this abomination long after the video is over, and to make things worse, the wtf nature of the video itself will compel you to watch it over and over, thus reinforcing the Earworm From Hell.
I think the only reason I'm sharing it is because the best way to get rid of an earworm is to give it to someone else. Or is that a rhinovirus? I can't remember anymore.
Need more caffeine, I think.