Cross-posted to my lj.
Apparently my previous post did not alleviate doubts concerning the ridiculous accusation that I have dishonestly acquired a couple dozen billion worth of shares and bonds. A slightly misguided man called Stanislav Belkovsky (clue is in the name) has repeated the claim and further more apparently has challenged me to sue him if it is untrue.
The implication being if I do not sue him, his claim is true.
Obviously I don't need to expose the flaws in this one. The claim is not true, but I am not a very litigious person. I'm rather mild and sweet, actually, once you get to know me. I don't feel the need to persecute people through the courts just to prove something I already knew. Take Litvinenko. He told the most wicked slanders about me. And did I sue him? No! Anna Politikovskaya, Viktor Yuschenko, Maskhadov, and too many others to list or count, have all taken advantage of their freedom of speech to libel me. Did I sue any of them? No. Did they thank me for it? NO!
Ingrates, the lot of you.
Stanislav also mentioned my Ukrainian "friend" Yulia Timoschenko, calling her "President Alexander Lukashenka in a skirt", but this made me dislike him even more, because it brought back terrible memories of this year's CIS Christmas Party, when a certain leader may have had a little too much of Minsk's finest vodka. I have photos, so you'll be paying our higher gas prices now, Sascha.
On the subject of vodka,
sarko-le-grand, the KGB tells me it is your birthday soon. Many happy returns. Would you like a case of the special flavoured water I gave you at the G8? Or would you like for me to not sue you too?
As for my other political friends here, I hope you hope the new year brings you success in your careers provided you support Russia's interests.
Oh, and Silvio...look behind you! *smirks* I'll never get tired of this.
And as for you, Dominique, I have indeed received your message expressing concerns about my alleged death threats to Berlusconi, but as you know, I'm far too busy mobilizing the invasion force to reply.