new year, new war

[dominiquelechic]

When I had my aides analyze every word of every speech Vladimir Putin had made over ze past two years in an attempt to discover any clues to his secret invasion plan, none of us ever zought for even a moment zat he would invade France through ze stronghold of NiceI suppose zat shows just how devious Russians are. If you zink about it, zat shouldn'

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[marie_sego]

Since when is Nizza French? Let the Ritals and the Russkofs argue over it, says I, it won't harm us since only retired English people live there anyway.

Also, you've forgotten Biarritz on that map - didn't the geography professor you used to blow back at the ENA give you a few tips during those "private tuition" sessions?

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[marie_sego]

A barrister? You?

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[dominiquelechic]

I think you'll find this link more informative, darling.

And why not? I did study law. And you have no idea how much two of France's top lawyers cost! What is the sense in paying them to talk for me when I can speak perfectly well myself!

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[marie_sego]

*falls into mad crisis of wild laughter*

Yes, sweetheart, if you say so, darling.

(Law? You? In court? Bwahahahahahaaaaaa)

Even Roland Dumas took a lawyer, dear...

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[dominiquelechic]

Do you not think I have the necessary talents to be a lawyer and represent myself in court?

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[marie_sego]

Lawyers aren't allowed to crawl up under the judge's bench to suck their cocks, and since that's the only skill you have I doubt becoming a lawyer was the wisest move to use it.

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[dominiquelechic]

Alors, no, not when the court is in session...

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[dominiquelechic]

I was referring to my skills of oratory: my ability to talk and talk and talk and talk.

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[marie_sego]

Lawyers say useful things when they talk; you don't.

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[dominiquelechic]

I have an incredible ability to speak fluently at length impromptu and dazzle people with my brilliance. I can perfectly well defend myself.

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[marie_sego]

*fails to be dazzled in spectacular manner*

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[dominiquelechic]

That's because you're too busy looking at me to listen to me.

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[marie_sego]

I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at my computer screen.

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[dominiquelechic]

Darling, at some point you are going to have to stop looking at your collection of pictures of me, turn off the computer, and start doing some work.

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[marie_sego]

I work on the computer. I know that's an alien feeling for you, sweetheart, as you never do any work and thus wouldn't know it if it hit you on the head with a ton of bricks, but some of us do make use of information technologies to earn our livings.

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[dominiquelechic]

I was basing my estimate on the amount of work you do by looking at your results. Darling.