G8 Behind the Scenes Report
This special report comes to you from on-the-ground sources - haven't you ever wondered what it is that the G8 leaders are saying amongst themselves during these conferences? Well wonder no more! This world_affairs exclusive reveals all!
Prodi: (mouthing to sniper) Shoot him, it's him you're after, not me...
Nico: I am _so_ taller than he is... the little weasel dictator...
George: Oh come on, Pootie-Poot, don't pout! Just stand next to Nicholas here in the photo, I'll stop jokin' that he's taller than you, ha ha...
Angie: Why, why did I volunteer to do this??
Tony: Don't cry, don't cry... don't embarrass yourself like last year! Why did you even come? Why didn't you just send Gordon instead? You _knew_ you wouldn't be able to see George with that tall dashing... no, he's not only horrid, he's Canadian! *sniffles*
Vlad: You call me Pootie-Poot one more time, I'll tell me sniper to take you both down...
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George: It's my tie, isn't it? It's not straight... I know German... ha ha... you crack me up, Pootie...
Vlad: (in German) Angie, can you believe, he saw me have a whole conversation with Tony and he still thinks I don't speak English...
Angie: Oh my God, someone please put me out of my misery...
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Nico: You short little weasel of a dictator, you'd better watch your step around me...
Vlad: Funny, I was just going to say the exact same thing...
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Angie's Angels Off on Another Dangerous Mission
Stephen: Um, can I come, too?
Abe: What the hell are we doing this time?
George: Hey Angie, are we gonna take a ride on a boat? Are we going to Kennebunkport?
Nico: (to translator) And I want you to make completely sure that I don't look short in any of the photos...
Translator: Um... I think that's rather beyond my power... or even reality...
(*thanks to oogata for the Charlie's Angels idea)
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Tony: George, you didn't have to go and tell them everything!
George: Oh, yeahhhh... those were some good times, Tony... But Stephen... well, you wouldn't believe what the man can do in knee-deep snow with just a couple of rocks and a length of string...
Angie: See, Romano, what fun you can have when you give Americans anything stronger than their own beer?
Prodi: I don't know what to say... I don't think I ever wanted to hear this stuff - I think I would seriously like to harm you, Angie.
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Angie's Angels Return From Another Successful Mission
Abe: Well, that was, erm, fun, wasn't it?
Stephen: When are the Japanese going to learn that they have to speak English if they want to come to my country?
Abe: Technically, Harper-san, and it kills me to call you that, I am not only speaking English, but this technically isn't your country...
Stephen: (mumbling) Stupid foreigners...
Prodi: (mouthing to sniper) Shoot him, it's him you're after, not me...
Nico: I am _so_ taller than he is... the little weasel dictator...
George: Oh come on, Pootie-Poot, don't pout! Just stand next to Nicholas here in the photo, I'll stop jokin' that he's taller than you, ha ha...
Angie: Why, why did I volunteer to do this??
Tony: Don't cry, don't cry... don't embarrass yourself like last year! Why did you even come? Why didn't you just send Gordon instead? You _knew_ you wouldn't be able to see George with that tall dashing... no, he's not only horrid, he's Canadian! *sniffles*
Vlad: You call me Pootie-Poot one more time, I'll tell me sniper to take you both down...
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George: It's my tie, isn't it? It's not straight... I know German... ha ha... you crack me up, Pootie...
Vlad: (in German) Angie, can you believe, he saw me have a whole conversation with Tony and he still thinks I don't speak English...
Angie: Oh my God, someone please put me out of my misery...
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Nico: You short little weasel of a dictator, you'd better watch your step around me...
Vlad: Funny, I was just going to say the exact same thing...
---
Angie's Angels Off on Another Dangerous Mission
Stephen: Um, can I come, too?
Abe: What the hell are we doing this time?
George: Hey Angie, are we gonna take a ride on a boat? Are we going to Kennebunkport?
Nico: (to translator) And I want you to make completely sure that I don't look short in any of the photos...
Translator: Um... I think that's rather beyond my power... or even reality...
(*thanks to oogata for the Charlie's Angels idea)
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Tony: George, you didn't have to go and tell them everything!
George: Oh, yeahhhh... those were some good times, Tony... But Stephen... well, you wouldn't believe what the man can do in knee-deep snow with just a couple of rocks and a length of string...
Angie: See, Romano, what fun you can have when you give Americans anything stronger than their own beer?
Prodi: I don't know what to say... I don't think I ever wanted to hear this stuff - I think I would seriously like to harm you, Angie.
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Angie's Angels Return From Another Successful Mission
Abe: Well, that was, erm, fun, wasn't it?
Stephen: When are the Japanese going to learn that they have to speak English if they want to come to my country?
Abe: Technically, Harper-san, and it kills me to call you that, I am not only speaking English, but this technically isn't your country...
Stephen: (mumbling) Stupid foreigners...