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[worksmart]

[The monitor switches on, showing a long haired, stubble faced, rather wobbly looking man stumbling round his apartment. Stumbling round his apartment and singing loudly.]

Kookaburra sits on electric wire, jumping up and down with his bum on fire. Fuckin' ouch, Kookaburra, ouch, Kookaburra-- Huh.

[Stumbling round his apartment clutching what

Comments

[floralities]

Oh, look. It's the pervert doctor.

voice;

[firedgold]

[Sigh, that's not fair]

Taub's not a pervert. He's just short and funny looking.

voice;

[floralities]

Yeah, no, I wasn't talking about that guy.

voice;

[firedgold]

Okay, he kind of looks like a pervert...

voice;

[floralities]

And you are a pervert. You should really lay off sixteen-year-old girls, you know.

voice;

[firedgold]

[What.]

What? I don't know any sixteen year old girls. Pretty sure I don't know any that well.

voice;

[floralities]

Ugh, you have got to be kidding me.

Hello? Ino? I'm the girl you thought had bulimia or something?

voice;

[firedgold]

[Blink, blink. Short term memory not working so well right now.]

You're a patient? With... bulimia?

voice;

[floralities]

No. The point was I didn't have bulimia.

voice;

[firedgold]

I see. [He doesn't see.] What did you have?

voice;

[floralities]

Nothing! I don't have anything!

voice;

[firedgold]

Then why were you coming to me?

voice;

[floralities]

To get back at you for being a pervert, of course. But since you don't even remember me, my plans are a little shot.

Is it because you're drunk? Please tell me that's it, because most people don't forget me once they've met me.

voice;

[firedgold]

I remember all my patients. [Lies, vile lies.] Wait. You're sixteen?

voice;

[floralities]

Didn't we just go over this? Yes, I kind of am.

voice;

[firedgold]

Wha--- Why are you working as a stripper?