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Jul 05, 2009 00:13

Clinics are nuthouses at the best of times. I've had the woman who thought a D&C was where the President lived, the patient who described her husband's massive myocardial infarct as a 'massive internal fart'. The one who liberally applied KY Jelly to her toast.So far today? Seventeen patients TTFO, and I've stopped counting the totally unnecessary ( Read more... )

ttfo, 4th walled, i could kill you with a bubble, cursed, proctology, clinic duty, doctoring, vanilla bear seeks chocolate bear

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worksmart July 4 2009, 23:56:35 UTC
Really.

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worksmart July 5 2009, 00:00:59 UTC
That's completely unethical.

Though not illegal.

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worksmart July 5 2009, 00:08:40 UTC
It bothers me when I'm discussing it on public record. But you've just killed any consideration I might have given it, thanks.

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worksmart July 5 2009, 00:14:05 UTC
And what do you do, exactly?

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worksmart July 5 2009, 00:19:20 UTC
Things are... good with Cameron. Nice name drop, but you obviously haven't met her.

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/backdates... even more as I wasn't well yesterday worksmart July 6 2009, 13:49:39 UTC
The things that have happened that haven't happened. Right. You know I think I met you once, in a booth at a run down carnival on a really bad episode of the Twilight Zone.

Cameron doesn't crush spirits. She... gives the kiss of life to puppies. And there's nothing to work out. We're fine.

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