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[worksmart]

I don't remember having to dig anyone's car out in August, whichever side of the globe I've been on. Anyone feel like we've skipped a season somewhere?

If I'm going to shovel driveways, maybe I should get my own. I'm getting a little sick of being in my thirties and an apartment-rat.

While I'm at it, might cut my hair.

Seasons are changing.

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[adamantined]

I thought the goal was to keep your ears warm during the colder months. Are you just going to constantly wear a beanie?

Plus if you cut your hair I'll be forced to kill you.

[worksmart]

You know that thing about hair growing on after death isn't actually true.

[adamantined]

Really. Next you're going to tell me Santa and the Easter Bunny aren't real either.

[worksmart]

The effect of nails and hair growing is created when the skin recedes. It's an interesting process, want to hear more?

[adamantined]

I think I get the basic, overall picture. What makes it so interesting?

[worksmart]

Human decomposition?

It's interesting for its potential to gross people out. If you're not, it loses the point.

[adamantined]

I never said it didn't gross me out.

Which doesn't mean I want you to go into detail or anything. My own imagination can gross me out all by itself. You'd basically just be adding surround sound.

[worksmart]

Never put me in a lead lined coffin, that's my only request.

[adamantined]

It's like your phrasing things with the sole purpose of making me curious.

[worksmart]

I'd rather be absorbed back into the earth than have someone be able to scoop me out into a bowl 40 years later.

[adamantined]

Yeah, but then you couldn't be a part of this balanced breakfast.

[worksmart]

That could only be a delicacy in Scandanavia.

[adamantined]

I'm going to take the high road and not bring up Australian cuisine.

Are you really going to cut your hair?

[worksmart]

The only place you need to worry about anything being fermented is in your beer.

Maybe.

[adamantined]

You're talking about cutting your hair and moving all in the same post. Are you feeling restless or something?

[worksmart]

I don't know. I guess I must be. Nothing else changes here, maybe i'm trying to work out what I can change for myself.