061 ][ TEXT

[worksmart]

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.

What's Snoop Dogg's favourite sculpting implement?
Da' chisel.

What do Snoop Dogg's long term relationships eventually do?
Dey fizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg listen for when cooking bacon?
Fo' sizzle.

Why doesn't Snoop Dogg like baked potatoes?
He drops them like they're hot.

[ooc: p-p-

Comments

[eiremagic]

Is that English?

[worksmart]

How do you get Lady Gaga's attention?
Poke her face.

[eiremagic]

Who?

[worksmart]

What game would you play with a wombat?
Wom.

[eiremagic]

Is that an Australian thing?