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[worksmart]

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.

What's Snoop Dogg's favourite sculpting implement?
Da' chisel.

What do Snoop Dogg's long term relationships eventually do?
Dey fizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg listen for when cooking bacon?
Fo' sizzle.

Why doesn't Snoop Dogg like baked potatoes?
He drops them like they're hot.

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Comments

Video

[mghtbconcussed]

[There's just a video of Lucy giggling like a dork.]

Video

[worksmart]

[He, on the other hand, looks VRY SRS.]
How do you wake Lady Gaga up?
Poke her face.

Re: Video

[mghtbconcussed]

[That one gets a giggle snort out of her.]

I think I like that one even more.

Video

[worksmart]

[SADLY the resevoir of pop jokes only lasts so long.]

What did the doctor say when a man wearing only saran wrap walked into his office?
I can clearly see you're nuts.

Re: Video

[mghtbconcussed]

[That one gets a smile at least?]

Not bad. I think your comedy run is pretty limited though.