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[The good doctor Chase has been caught at the nurses station by someone wanting to chek the notes on a new admission. Behind her several other nurses lean over the desk to listen.

Chase examines the chart he's given, and addresses the staff gravely.

In song.]

I'm fucking Matt Damon

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[adamantined]

[This conga line of faces is accompanied mostly by silence -

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[adamantined]

- with the occasional

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[adamantined]

- short urge

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[adamantined]

- to laugh hysterically.

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[adamantined]

And then, just to make sure she is heard and because one cannot be positive if the Matt Damon fucker in question will be able to hear commentary, judging by how quickly he has just taken off, her voice carries -]

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[adamantined]

WHAT WILL BEN AFFLECK SAY ABOUT THIS?

[Possibly from a pocket. Hopefully not next to an ear.]

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[After the phone has been picked out of his pocket and glared at.]

Ben, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I'll never be alone
And you my friend will see
You've got a friend in me.

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[adamantined]

[Caught unaware, the camera is tilted at an angle, capturing a small portion of Claire's face and a good chunk of the ceiling. Realizing it's turned on and is featuring a scowl, she raises her eyebrows in return.]

That would sound a lot nicer if you didn't look so sour, you know.

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[worksmart]

[The smile he forces looks a lot less pleasant than the frown, somehow.]

I'm cute, yes it's true
I really can't help it
But what can I do
When you're cute, it just shows
WIth these two darling eyes and a cute little nose
And a pretty pink dress, that's adorable, yes
And when they see my dimples then everyone says

Oh shoot!
Isn't she cute!

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[adamantined]

[Swing and a miss. Does the fact that she's trying not to laugh make any sort of difference?]

I think you just made yourself into a five-year-old girl. What's the criteria for this anyway? Do you just hook onto some word that I say and take it from there?

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[worksmart]

[Nooot really. He slumps into an office chair, door closed behind him.]

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

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[adamantined]

Good idea. [Closing the door, that is.] Have you thought about only using one line to get your point across? I don't think there's a rule that says you have to do an entire verse.

[There is pity, but not enough to stop.]

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[Do you have to do this, Claire? Really? He's not sure who is about to suffer more.]

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold

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[adamantined]

Was that supposed to be a joke?

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[worksmart]

[Would anyone really do that as a joke?

Sore throat in the morning
Sore throats at night
I've still got a sore throat from all the shouting in our last fight.

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[adamantined]

[Well, when you pick the longest song in the world after being asked to do one line at a time...

Awkward and uncomfortable bristle, the camera is finally picked up and readjusted.]

You're a doctor. Shouldn't you know what to take for that kind of thing?