...Sorry it's not been the longest speech. The best man got everything scandalous about me out in his, and anything I could tell you about Allison....
Well, it's not worth sleeping on the couch on my wedding night.
If you believe in love at first sight... that's not us. Took me about six months to realise I was interested in her, and I'm still not sure she isn't just putting up with me because I'm an ugly crier. But I love her. I've loved her longer than I think either of us knew. And if how beautiful she looks today's any indication, it's going to be love at every sight for the rest of our lives.
We'd like to thank you all for coming, please use the cameras dotted around to take your own pictures, and eat the buffet empty, it's all paid for. Oh, and we'd like you all to take a piece of the cake home with you. Trust me, the cake's greamphsgffd.
Thanks, hon.
The cake's great.
[[ooc: this will only be a little shorter than their wedding on the show. If anyone would like to be an affected member of the wedding party or Chase's best man, go for it.]]