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054 ][ VIDEO

Feb 24, 2011 02:19

[A shower, running hot enough to steam the glass opaque ( Read more... )

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audio ][ adamantined February 24 2011, 04:04:43 UTC

[She has the decency to clear her throat first.]

I think you actually have to throw in the towel to get it to stop, not just throw the towel on it.

audio ][ worksmart February 24 2011, 04:13:43 UTC

[An easy twenty minutes later.]

I wanted to finish my shower.

audio ][ adamantined February 24 2011, 04:18:39 UTC

[Well by now she has gotten distracted by something else, so -]

Huh? [Oh. Right.] Yeah, I'm sure the monkey had a huge problem with your application of soap and use of the loofah.

[Actually...]

audio ][ worksmart February 24 2011, 04:36:05 UTC

How close were you watching.

[It's a joke, he'd already discovered the clip himself, to a monumental lack of surprise.]

audio ][ adamantined February 24 2011, 04:42:44 UTC

[Return volley.]

Close enough. Admittedly, I was hoping at first it'd be Christian Bale.

audio ][ worksmart February 24 2011, 05:15:01 UTC

Could you tell by the view? I wasn't aware you were that familiar with him.

audio ][ adamantined February 24 2011, 05:33:07 UTC

The view was a little fuzzy to be sure at first, and you might claim to be a descendant of Batman, but there's no mistaking that Bat Towel.

audio ][ worksmart February 24 2011, 05:39:10 UTC

Thank god you said towel.

audio ][ adamantined February 24 2011, 05:40:58 UTC

[No hesitation in this laugh.]

I could always change it. [Now there's a pause.] But then I think my one man marching band would probably have something to say about it.

audio ][ worksmart February 24 2011, 05:45:27 UTC

You've got one? [Curious.] Have you set it off, yet?

audio ][ adamantined February 24 2011, 05:58:23 UTC

Considering I didn't let it come into the bathroom with me... Once or twice, but in my defense I didn't realize shutting the cat in the closet for a couple hours was a criminal offense. Other than that it's been pretty quiet, since I put my usual schedule of abducting toddlers and robbing corner stores on hold. [Pause, quieter.] Well, about twenty minutes ago it go a little noisy, but right now it's getting acquainted with the back of my sock drawer, so I'm not too concerned.

audio ][ worksmart February 24 2011, 06:23:18 UTC

I didn't exactly hold the door open for the thing. It keeps showing up. [And there must be some return gossip available here.] What were you doing twenty minutes ago?

audio ][ adamantined February 24 2011, 06:28:33 UTC

That's why you wrap it up in about five pairs of socks and make sure it can't get out of wherever you shove it.

[She's completely unaware of the fact that hers is lurking underneath her chair already. And, really?]

Watching something accidentally.

audio ][ worksmart February 24 2011, 06:48:32 UTC

Then he brings his friends. [And Chase is about to question whether catching sight of something accidentally is really-] Oh. [And you can hear the eyebrow arch.] Oh.

audio ][ adamantined February 24 2011, 06:51:24 UTC

How many have you got over there?

[She laughs, not as hard as before.]

I was going to -

[But that is interrupted by a very loud collection of cymbal crashes.]

audio ][ worksmart February 24 2011, 06:53:54 UTC

[Damn it.]

Get Ginny to hex it.

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