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[workingonclever]

xFaithLkAChldx (5:31:20 PM): omg. i saw a FULLY GROWN ASIAN MAN...like OLD MAN STATUS... jump up and attempt to catch a bird today.
Maggita47 (5:31:34 PM): like out of the air?
xFaithLkAChldx (5:31:37 PM): yes.
Maggita47 (5:32:17 PM): wow. i saw a guy wearing a tie dyed button down shirt.
xFaithLkAChldx (5:32:38 PM): ...the world is indeed coming to an end.
Maggita47 (5:33:34 PM): yes, i believe those are both signs of the apocalypse
xFaithLkAChldx (5:34:17 PM): the babyburger just confirms it
Maggita47 (5:34:39 PM): yes. PEOPLE ARE EATING CHILD BURGERS THAT IS NOT NORMAL
xFaithLkAChldx (5:35:08 PM): WHAT TO DO! WHAT TO DO!!
Maggita47 (5:35:19 PM): i will not eat burgers made of babies.
xFaithLkAChldx (5:35:26 PM): ME EITHER.
xFaithLkAChldx (5:35:32 PM): thats...just...sick...
Maggita47 (5:35:42 PM): and i will not wear tie dyed button down shirts
xFaithLkAChldx (5:36:05 PM): and i will not try to snatch flying birds from the air.
Maggita47 (5:36:52 PM): speaking of birds, im pretty sure i saw the world's biggest crow today. it probably eats small dogs.
xFaithLkAChldx (5:37:34 PM): holy cow
xFaithLkAChldx (5:37:37 PM): thats intense