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March 20, 2006
Daniel Craig is bad Bond
Following the news that Daniel Craig would be in “casual dress” rather then the customary tux for the majority of the upcoming James Bond film, as well as not driving the Aston Martin, an insider has revealed there will also be a nude scene with his "man dangle" on display. Barbra Broccoli, who runs the Bond franchise (into the ground), wants to show the world that Craig is all man. The insider comments,
“He has no problems with full-frontal nudity and it shows. Prepare for some jaw-dropping love scenes."
Well, well, well. It sounds to me like Daniel Craig is overcompensating for something. He doesn’t get to drive the Bond car, or even wear a tux, so he’s got to strut around with his huge johnson out. Pathetic. Although, seriously, where is this Bond film going? Is it going to feature him driving his kids to soccer practice in a Prius, then coming home to unwind with a virgin Shirley Temple? In this version, he's also going to be using "reflective listening" rather than guns to deal this his enemies, and his mission will be to rescue his balls from Barbra Broccoli's purse.
ugh. a "huge johnson" does not a james bond make.
Daniel Craig is bad Bond
Following the news that Daniel Craig would be in “casual dress” rather then the customary tux for the majority of the upcoming James Bond film, as well as not driving the Aston Martin, an insider has revealed there will also be a nude scene with his "man dangle" on display. Barbra Broccoli, who runs the Bond franchise (into the ground), wants to show the world that Craig is all man. The insider comments,
“He has no problems with full-frontal nudity and it shows. Prepare for some jaw-dropping love scenes."
Well, well, well. It sounds to me like Daniel Craig is overcompensating for something. He doesn’t get to drive the Bond car, or even wear a tux, so he’s got to strut around with his huge johnson out. Pathetic. Although, seriously, where is this Bond film going? Is it going to feature him driving his kids to soccer practice in a Prius, then coming home to unwind with a virgin Shirley Temple? In this version, he's also going to be using "reflective listening" rather than guns to deal this his enemies, and his mission will be to rescue his balls from Barbra Broccoli's purse.
ugh. a "huge johnson" does not a james bond make.