So, yeah
There's actually several things I have been meaning to post about for a while now. I have a new car, a new job, it is my 10th time reading through the Lord of the Rings trilogy (a milestone!)...but that's not why I'm posting now.
I'm posting now because I've decided I want to have a lesbian best friend. I want to talk to her about cunnlingus, and how we both like doing it.
As John is my best friend here, I will be forced to do one of two things:
a) start hanging out with more homosexuals (HAHA, NO BLOODY LIKELY. THEY THREATEN MY SEXUALITY. AND ARE ICKY)
b) make John into a lesbian.
I appear to have a task before me.
I'm posting now because I've decided I want to have a lesbian best friend. I want to talk to her about cunnlingus, and how we both like doing it.
As John is my best friend here, I will be forced to do one of two things:
a) start hanging out with more homosexuals (HAHA, NO BLOODY LIKELY. THEY THREATEN MY SEXUALITY. AND ARE ICKY)
b) make John into a lesbian.
I appear to have a task before me.