My dog thinks im crazy AND SO DO I!

Jan 21, 2005 09:19

My dog thiks I'm crazy and Im convinced this is true because he stares at me without even blinking. Everyday as he roams around the house I watch him from the corner of my eye to see if he is up to any mischief, which is basically him finding a penny or some sort of clothing, like a sock to then chew on it till he tears a hole in it or peeing by the entrance way just because he smells urine on the baby stroller wheels. So if I notice that quiet disappearing act I go to the entrance way , turn on the light to see if he has anything and to check for pee stains and he just stares at me like Im the nutty one.
He doesnt understand the privalege he has been given this past week.

When I got fudge, I was about 5 months pregnant and I took him to work with me EVERY SINGLE DAY! I didnt trust hubby to care for him for fear of him feeding him potato chips and orange juice. So at work he always let me know he had to pee or poop. I would keep him on this chair in my office all day till he chewed thru all its stiching. When I finally gave birth, fudge's life changed too. He no longer was allowed in the bedroom to sleep and he had to be kept on a leash most of the day and night. He would only be loose for 30 minutes of the day to play. He is still a puppy so we were scared he would eat something, turn our rug yellow from pee or chew on our daughter. But fudge is a great dog , very smart and I have trained him well. He is paper trained and knows when to go to the bathroom to pee and poop. He knows a bunch of tricks and can learn a new one in just one day. Maybe he should be in the circus. So this past week fudge has earned his freedom and now runs loose all day and night. He is in heaven. My older daughter though is making his life hell. All I hear is "FUDGE!!" "FUDGE STOP THAT!" "FUDGE DOWN!!" OR FUDGE GET OFF ME!!". So a normal day at my house would have screaches of baby whining , a 6 yr old torturing a dog, spongebobs voice on the tube, and hubby having clan war conversations outloud with war music playing at the same time! IF this continues you will find me HANGING FROM THE BLINDS PULLSTRINGS!!

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