omg, j.k.
I had this vision today. I saw in my mind a removed excerpt from original HP7 draft.
...George, trying to distract, turned to Neville madly chanting, "Rickem, rockem, rackem, rake - stick that sword into that snake!". Voldemort hissed back, "You stay out of thissss" but before he could do anything, it was too late-- the last rose petal had fallen. Beams of light began protruding from his body as he turned into a handsome prince, and then died. After a few seconds of silence, Lucius squealed out "Volde, Volde, he's our man- if he can't do it, GREAT". Everyone was either stunned at or expectant of his recant, but their problems were solved, so they went back inside and got wicked crunk. The End. Oh wait--Scar.