Oct 22, 2008 07:24
RULES: Go to Google and type in your first name and the given phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Brendan needs to get a job (there is apparently a petition online about this...)
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Brendan looks like david pregar with the whole gotee thing (i dont know who pregar is, but he MUST be awesome!)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A. Brendan Says Raaawr (this is actually a poster with a lion on it LOL)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Brendan wants to be your private lobsterman (yes.....why yes i do!)
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Brendan doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants (had to put in the second sentence....cheater, i know)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Brendan hates "The Goonies," so don't listen to him (it was an OK movie.....nothing special....)
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Brendan asks Tugger for a cigarette, but the thug says he doesn't smoke. (this is apparently someone's screening note from the movie "brick (one of my favs))
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: brendan goes for another 6! (another 6 what might you ask? i DONT know)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search.
A: brendan likes the wang (i hate that this was the first thing to show up :-P)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search.
A: Brendan Eats a 7-Patty Burger at Wendy's (cant say thats ever happened)
Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search.
A: Brendan wears ratty hoodies and army jackets, the kind of stuff you wear as a teen so you can disappear into it (i liked this one best :-P)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: BRENDAN was arrested for public intoxication at Veteran's. Park (TOTALLY! that was last week!!!)
so what have i learned? brendans are fucked up guys!!!!