life is for the alive my dear

Apr 02, 2008 22:55

ok, so, this week has been my best week in a LOOOOONG time (4 months to be exact)

i've been meaning to write an entry on it, but havent gotten around to it!!!
i'd write it tonight, but i have to be at work at 10 to learn how to make ice cream cakes :-D

ill explain everything tomorrow in a more revealing entry lol

oh, and a conversation with a bot under the cut

LeafySalmon (11:02:34 PM): Clock says it's 2:00. I say it's 30:00. Who's to say who is right? I'll tell you whom! JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST.
MyRadi0Heart (11:03:22 PM): whats up man?
LeafySalmon (11:03:23 PM): I be currently away from th' ship. ...ARRRRRRR!
MyRadi0Heart (11:03:37 PM): awww, why? come talk to me!!
LeafySalmon (11:04:06 PM): ? ...ARRR!
MyRadi0Heart (11:04:17 PM): ARRRRR!!!!!
LeafySalmon (11:04:29 PM): Arr ye a pirate? ...ARRRRRRRRR!
MyRadi0Heart (11:04:36 PM): hellz yeah i am!
MyRadi0Heart (11:04:41 PM): wanna touch my parrot?
LeafySalmon (11:04:42 PM): That be unfortunate.
MyRadi0Heart (11:04:53 PM): so be your grammar
LeafySalmon (11:05:17 PM): I be a ninja, an' due ter recent media trends, we arr mortal enemies.

Ye will be dead by th' next sunrise. Make yer time.
MyRadi0Heart (11:05:39 PM): oh, so i should masterbate more then?
LeafySalmon (11:06:03 PM): That be... Up ter ye. ...ARRRRRRRRR!

Avast! Do I know ye?
MyRadi0Heart (11:06:26 PM): no clue has i, but why be a ninja like yourself speakin like a pirate?
LeafySalmon (11:06:50 PM): Avast! .... ...ARRRRRR!
MyRadi0Heart (11:07:00 PM): that didnt answer my question at all
LeafySalmon (11:07:09 PM): Who be this?
MyRadi0Heart (11:08:41 PM): they call me Beau the Bloody Backwashing Pirate
MyRadi0Heart (11:08:46 PM): and you be?
MyRadi0Heart (11:10:19 PM): so, tell me about the state of the world?
LeafySalmon (11:10:31 PM): If ye be someone that I shouldn't block, ye should probably let me know soon. ...ARRRRRR!
MyRadi0Heart (11:10:52 PM): and why is that?
MyRadi0Heart (11:11:01 PM): i believe your mother was a pirate
MyRadi0Heart (11:11:15 PM): otherwise there is no reason for you to butcher the english language so
LeafySalmon (11:11:39 PM): I see.
MyRadi0Heart (11:12:06 PM): so, are you a gay ninja?
LeafySalmon (11:12:36 PM): Ninja show no emotions. No sadness, no gaiety.
MyRadi0Heart (11:13:05 PM): oh, well, does this ninja like to touch winkies with other little ninjas?
LeafySalmon (11:13:44 PM): Bye-bye.
MyRadi0Heart (11:13:55 PM): awww, dont go!
MyRadi0Heart (11:14:01 PM): i was just gettin to know you!
MyRadi0Heart (11:14:18 PM): we could have been best pals, and torn down the barriers between ninja's and pirates
LeafySalmon (11:14:35 PM): Who is this? Do you know me, or did you just get my account name randomly somehow?
MyRadi0Heart (11:14:47 PM): um, you messaged me first
LeafySalmon (11:14:54 PM): No, you messaged me first.
MyRadi0Heart (11:15:07 PM): no, i didnt
LeafySalmon (11:15:14 PM): You said "What be up man? ...ARRR!"
MyRadi0Heart (11:15:22 PM): you CLEARLY need to look at the top of the conversation
LeafySalmon (11:15:36 PM): I just did.
MyRadi0Heart (11:15:41 PM): you IMed me with a vulgar "jesus fucking christ"
MyRadi0Heart (11:16:56 PM): so tell me, whats it like being a gay ninja?
LeafySalmon (11:17:25 PM): Goodbye.
MyRadi0Heart (11:17:39 PM): now why do you have to be so close-minded?!
MyRadi0Heart (11:17:47 PM): its ok, im here for you!
MyRadi0Heart (11:17:54 PM): let me be the friend you confide in
LeafySalmon (11:18:17 PM): If your next message does not explain who you are and/or why you started messaging me to my satisfaction, I'm blocking you.
MyRadi0Heart (11:18:34 PM): ok ok ok, you really wanna know who i am?
MyRadi0Heart (11:19:53 PM): i am the king of candyland, and i have contacted you on this night to see if i could buy you out of your property
MyRadi0Heart (11:20:26 PM): now, what do i have to do to make this transaction happen?
LeafySalmon (11:20:47 PM): Okay, banning you. Any last words?
MyRadi0Heart (11:21:08 PM): those buns that princese leia had, TOTALLY overrated!
MyRadi0Heart (11:21:33 PM): so tell me your name again, before you go on to better things?
MyRadi0Heart (11:23:20 PM): oh come now, be a good whipping boy and say something!
MyRadi0Heart (11:24:27 PM): ??

?-_o
ShAdOw
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