May 18, 2008 06:21
gettine home at sunrise is even better than getting home when the birds start chirping!
FUCK YOU STEAK AND SHAKE OFF EXIT 5!
Enjoy your ketchup and A1 bottles full of TURTLE MILKSHAKES.
THAT WE DIDN'T EVEN ORDER!
...I definitely went through the toll booth with 4 male passengers naked from the waste up.
I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
Oh man you should've seen the look on the tool booth bitch's face.
Bahahahahha.
What a good night.
My life rules.