May 31, 2005 14:39
don't ask me what i want us to drink because i'll more often than not suggest a shot of patron.
don't buy a round of patron if you (no names) are just going to pretend to take the shot.
don't pretend to take a shot, but really pour it into your fruity cocktail.
don't buy a round of fruity cocktails and try to do the switcheroo with your patron-filled fruity cocktail.
don't blame it on the bartender when another friend does not like the patron-filled fruity cocktail you try to make her drink.
biatch.
i see everything, even when you don't think anyone's watching. i would have put you on blast but didn't want to embarrass your lame ass. just wait til the next time. trust me, there'll be a next time. this was already the second.
HA!