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Once upon a time there was this squid motherfucking goof who thought it was really super cool to hang out at the whale wall and be a god damn heatbag. Said goof also throughly enjoyed telling 14 year old girls to "Shove a cock in their mouths and shut the fuck up".
One day while everyone was sitting on the grass and chilling like they normally always do squid decided to lip off yet another girl.
To Kellys suprise no one was stepping in to back the poor girl up so Kelly told him to shut the fuck up or she was going to slap him. Squid proceeded to call Kelly a cunt goof which resulted in Kelly approaching him continuing to inform him that she was going to smack him.
He said, go right ahead and turned his cheek so she went through with it.
To her suprise he clawed out a chunk of her arm and punched her in the head.
Boy did squid ever learn his lesson when Kellys friends proceeded to beat the fuck out of him, proceeded by the cops beating the shit out of him, proceeded by someone stabbing the basturd.
Who said my life was completely boring.
One day while everyone was sitting on the grass and chilling like they normally always do squid decided to lip off yet another girl.
To Kellys suprise no one was stepping in to back the poor girl up so Kelly told him to shut the fuck up or she was going to slap him. Squid proceeded to call Kelly a cunt goof which resulted in Kelly approaching him continuing to inform him that she was going to smack him.
He said, go right ahead and turned his cheek so she went through with it.
To her suprise he clawed out a chunk of her arm and punched her in the head.
Boy did squid ever learn his lesson when Kellys friends proceeded to beat the fuck out of him, proceeded by the cops beating the shit out of him, proceeded by someone stabbing the basturd.
Who said my life was completely boring.