Feb 28, 2006 10:20
Just got out of court. I finally managed to get a lawyer. His names Robert B. Farvolden. For some strange reason he slightly reminds me of Santa Clause (I think it may be the fact that he has a long white beard and a round jolly figure). Santa all I want for Christmas is to get off with some community service hours and not be banned from the Bay Center concidering the fact that I would have to quit my job at Claires if that were to happen.
To my suprise Jack didn't show up to bitch at me and try to persuiade the Crown Council with his super magical pixie powers that he definetly does not have but thinks he has. Sorry buddy but it's my first offence and I stole the pants because I was cold, poor and homeless. Look whos laughing now Jackass (no pun indented).