THE ESSENCE OF 27.
Dear Regional Board,
I just want you all to know what a great year I've had with all of you so far. You're wonderful people, each and every one of you, and I hope that we can do well with the time we have left. The first step in ending our year on a positive note is to
SEND ME FUCKING EMAILS YOU FUCKFACES!
Julia just forwarded me like 97 emails because apparently, 10 months into the year, it is STILL too difficult to send me emails. It's understandable, you guys are jealous of my breasts. That's no reason to discriminate, though.
So please send me fucking e-mails. I feel really left out and depressed. I know this will encourage someone like Stephen to send 90 emails to the board and intentionally not send them to me because he thinks he's funny. I don't like you Stephen.
Joshin', joshin'.
Thanks
By the way I will be in Europe during Spring Break so I can't go on Ilan's vaction, in case I was included. I wouldn't know, I didn't get the emails.
Sincerely,
Ali
I include my name because apparently it is April and some of you still think I'm Julia.
I just want you all to know what a great year I've had with all of you so far. You're wonderful people, each and every one of you, and I hope that we can do well with the time we have left. The first step in ending our year on a positive note is to
SEND ME FUCKING EMAILS YOU FUCKFACES!
Julia just forwarded me like 97 emails because apparently, 10 months into the year, it is STILL too difficult to send me emails. It's understandable, you guys are jealous of my breasts. That's no reason to discriminate, though.
So please send me fucking e-mails. I feel really left out and depressed. I know this will encourage someone like Stephen to send 90 emails to the board and intentionally not send them to me because he thinks he's funny. I don't like you Stephen.
Joshin', joshin'.
Thanks
By the way I will be in Europe during Spring Break so I can't go on Ilan's vaction, in case I was included. I wouldn't know, I didn't get the emails.
Sincerely,
Ali
I include my name because apparently it is April and some of you still think I'm Julia.