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• I can open the desk at the hostel without pants, no problem.
• Other people (other people who aren’t me) can’t even come downstairs without pants.
• However, I still cannot cook salmon burgers naked and/or pants-free (waffers are still ok).
• I can be in a mariachi band (in my imagination) with no pants, because that’s actually a funnier image than just ( Read more... )

Things that are good:

1. friends
2. letters
3. books
4. food
5. sex

• I have a thick beard, and it’s getting thicker by the day.
• I’ve got a sore spot on the bottom left where I bit my lip, and it hasn’t healed yet because I keep sneezing too hard.
• My teeth are crooked.
• I only brush once a day.
• I’ve lost the Burt’s Beez stuff and am back onto the Nivea Lip Care addiction.

It’s possible I might get paid to redesign the San Francisco hostel’s website. Money would be good. With that in mind:

1. food
2. a circle tattoo
3. Keith and the Girl Live! California+Boston
4. cool new thrift store clothes
5. a monthy bus pass

I’d like to announce I’m not planning on dying soon! Huzzah! I arrived at that conclusion by way of this list I made today, of the things I wanna do before I die:

• travel to Australia
• skydive
• have an out-of-body experience (preferably not skydiving)
• watch a live birth
• pass along my genetic material to next generation (see above)