What makes a dapper man?

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So, I either had a really weird IM conversation with supereliz's mom in which she excitedly told me how excited she was to have me walk her down the aisle during Ryan and Eliz's wedding OR Ryan and/or Eliz pretended to be Eliz's mom to mess with me. I mean, if it was indeed her mom then her mom was extremely excited to talk to me for no apparent reason.

Nonetheless, we decided that in order to be truly dapper you have to wear spats.

Probably also a top hat.