Officially Over the Edge
In spite of Korea's recent bow-out as contender for championship in the 2002 FIFA World Cup, I have retained enough caffeine-induced energy to go around glomping people, sweet Eru be blessed.
As of the moment, I am listening to a most kinetic playlist of songs wrought from a mixture of Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, Backstreet Boys and N'Sync. Very therapeutic in disheartening times such as this, I must admit.
Also, I have decided to list down the traits of The Ideal Mate, to make myself feel better:
1. Buff
2. Gorgeous
3. ORIENTAL
4. Wears glasses
5. Hair is prone to spikiness
6. Would look good in sleeveless shirts
7. Inclined to music
8. Good in music
9. Good with his hands
10. Good in sliding, scratching, massaging and strumming (you get the idea; perhaps aviendah might want to borrow him some time)
11. Not afraid to fall off a high place
12. Likes illicit spanking games
13. Would look good in clothes that fit. Tightly.
14. Likes twirly, whirly, spinning objects, whatever the hell those are
15. Optional: Schizophrenics given MUCH preference
Those not qualified need not apply, as they will be fed to the Balrog or the very evil Bakshi. Or maybe just to Nute Gunray.
As of the moment, I am listening to a most kinetic playlist of songs wrought from a mixture of Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, Backstreet Boys and N'Sync. Very therapeutic in disheartening times such as this, I must admit.
Also, I have decided to list down the traits of The Ideal Mate, to make myself feel better:
1. Buff
2. Gorgeous
3. ORIENTAL
4. Wears glasses
5. Hair is prone to spikiness
6. Would look good in sleeveless shirts
7. Inclined to music
8. Good in music
9. Good with his hands
10. Good in sliding, scratching, massaging and strumming (you get the idea; perhaps aviendah might want to borrow him some time)
11. Not afraid to fall off a high place
12. Likes illicit spanking games
13. Would look good in clothes that fit. Tightly.
14. Likes twirly, whirly, spinning objects, whatever the hell those are
15. Optional: Schizophrenics given MUCH preference
Those not qualified need not apply, as they will be fed to the Balrog or the very evil Bakshi. Or maybe just to Nute Gunray.