Need to Focus
I’ve suspended my life until me and President Bush get this economic crisis figured out. So, here are the top 10 things I’m not gonna be able to do while I put the country back on the Gold standard.
10. Watch the new Knight Rider
9. Change my kids diapers
8. Finish my hedge sculpture of Terrell Owens with his head, still in Cowboys helmet, separated from his body.
7. Record my cover version of “Gitarzan.”
6. Return Kirsten Dunst’s calls
5. Keep track of my fantasy football teams.
4. Vacuum. That’s my brothers job anyway.
3. Make out with a guy and a girl in Last Man on Earth? at Madlab, 10/3 and 10/4 at 10:00, part of 3 in 30: Choices, www.madlab.net
2. Continue my research into coming up with a way to convert belly lint into fuel
1. Debate Snagglepuss to get him prepared for the debate tomorrow
10. Watch the new Knight Rider
9. Change my kids diapers
8. Finish my hedge sculpture of Terrell Owens with his head, still in Cowboys helmet, separated from his body.
7. Record my cover version of “Gitarzan.”
6. Return Kirsten Dunst’s calls
5. Keep track of my fantasy football teams.
4. Vacuum. That’s my brothers job anyway.
3. Make out with a guy and a girl in Last Man on Earth? at Madlab, 10/3 and 10/4 at 10:00, part of 3 in 30: Choices, www.madlab.net
2. Continue my research into coming up with a way to convert belly lint into fuel
1. Debate Snagglepuss to get him prepared for the debate tomorrow