Kicking The Bucket
Kicking the Bucket starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman opens today. It's the story of 2 terminally ill guys who decide to do all these things they've never done, before they "kick the bucket." get it? I saw it early this morning, the 12:01 am showing at Lennox. Amazingly, I was 4th in line. Anyway, here are ten things I'd like to do before I kick the bucket, which will probably be way before I'm ready. I'm figuring some kind of blood disorder like Carl Sagan had.
10) Punch David Stern. Not in the mouth. He's gotta talk.
9) Stalk a beach volleyball player. Probably Karch Kiraly.
8) Go to Easter Island
7) Surf off the coast of 'Nam
6) Do the NASA countdown for a shuttle launch. "Lunch? I thought you said launch."
5) Push a running car off a cliff. Hope it blows up.
4) Visit England, my mother country, and figure out the mystery of Stonehenge.
3) Call Hilltop Lanes on the Westside. Ask them how big their balls are. That would be so awesome.
2) Kiss a girl. When she's not passed out.
1) Rock more, talk less.
10) Punch David Stern. Not in the mouth. He's gotta talk.
9) Stalk a beach volleyball player. Probably Karch Kiraly.
8) Go to Easter Island
7) Surf off the coast of 'Nam
6) Do the NASA countdown for a shuttle launch. "Lunch? I thought you said launch."
5) Push a running car off a cliff. Hope it blows up.
4) Visit England, my mother country, and figure out the mystery of Stonehenge.
3) Call Hilltop Lanes on the Westside. Ask them how big their balls are. That would be so awesome.
2) Kiss a girl. When she's not passed out.
1) Rock more, talk less.