Still watching X Factor and still pissed off.
Twelfth one:
I no speak Eengleesh.
Whatever. I don't really care. Sorry about being such a cow btw.
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The Turkeyland Confessions.
=D
Turkeyland Confession #1: There is a chicken in your hotel.
Turkeyland Confession #2: Older men can't seem to grasp the concept of staying away from teenage girls.
Turkeyland Confession #3: They want one of three things- a. you in bed or b. you buying something or c. your hat.
Turkeyland Confession #4: Whatever you do, do not let them see your hat. HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT.
Turkeyland Confession #5: You’ll get the booze, regardless of age.
Turkeyland Confession #6: Big applause for fishbowl party, YAAAH! =D
Turkeyland Confession #7: Tip when getting hair braided: if the salon lady comes at you with a hot glue gun, RUN!
Turkeyland Confession #8: Get yo cameras at the ready bitches because this mountain in front of me is some big-ass Kodak moment!
Turkeyland Confession #9: Three karaoke songs and a free cocktail!
Turkeyland Confession #10: Big applause for Meester Eddie on karaoke!
Turkeyland Confesison #11: Tip for when in water: if the water is suddenly warm and you’re surrounded by small children, I would recommend taking a shower.
Turkeyland Confession #12: I no speak Eengleesh.