pun game is strong today
Two completely different puns in two simultaneous conversations. Pun game is strong today.
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Lauren: i decided to stop by the park after a meeting
Lauren: and the usual pokemon spot was rather empty
Lauren: so i ventured down a pathway and suddenly found like a hundred nerds sitting in the shade with their phones and batteries
Lauren: hiding from the sun
Lauren: so i too sat there for like an hour and a half
me: hahahahahahaha
me: make any new friends?
Lauren: an indian guy was chatting me up
Lauren: i excused myself after awhile
me: awkward
me: should have told him to try to find a Sudowoodo since he's barking up the wrong tree.
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Me: lol: "http://time.com/4400706/republican-democrat-foods"
Me: "your diet is 81% democrat"
Aaron: >_>
Aaron: "salad has been a wedge issue"
Aaron: really.
Aaron: has it now?
Aaron: "wedge issue" is not a thing
Me: just a poor attempt at a pun
Me: they really tried to wedge that in there
Me: when they should just leaf it alone
Aaron: lettuce just put it behind us
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Lauren: i decided to stop by the park after a meeting
Lauren: and the usual pokemon spot was rather empty
Lauren: so i ventured down a pathway and suddenly found like a hundred nerds sitting in the shade with their phones and batteries
Lauren: hiding from the sun
Lauren: so i too sat there for like an hour and a half
me: hahahahahahaha
me: make any new friends?
Lauren: an indian guy was chatting me up
Lauren: i excused myself after awhile
me: awkward
me: should have told him to try to find a Sudowoodo since he's barking up the wrong tree.
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Me: lol: "http://time.com/4400706/republican-democrat-foods"
Me: "your diet is 81% democrat"
Aaron: >_>
Aaron: "salad has been a wedge issue"
Aaron: really.
Aaron: has it now?
Aaron: "wedge issue" is not a thing
Me: just a poor attempt at a pun
Me: they really tried to wedge that in there
Me: when they should just leaf it alone
Aaron: lettuce just put it behind us