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Poyzin> Jesus Christ I hate buying condoms.
Kilts> why?
Poyzin> Okay, I'm at Wal Mart, and I pick out a nice box.
Poyzin> Then all of a sudden a dad, a mom, and two little girls about 4 or 3 walks by me, so I kinda hold it away from them.
Poyzin> I find out they're about to use the same register as I am, but I flash the dad the condoms, and he just says "C'mon, sweetie. Let's use the next one."
Kilts> XD
Poyzin> But it gets better.
Poyzin> I scan them at the self checkout thing, pay for them, and walk out.
Poyzin> As I'm leaving I leave this little voice saying "Daddy, whas a trojan?"
Poyzin> Without missing a beat "It's a soldier. The kind I wish I had when I met your mother."
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SyntaxError> So how do you guys think Bush is doing
Pacster> Don't get me started ...
Merrick178> I'm sick of people hating Bush
Pacster> Omg -.-
Merrick178> He's doing pretty good for a retarded person
Kilts> why?
Poyzin> Okay, I'm at Wal Mart, and I pick out a nice box.
Poyzin> Then all of a sudden a dad, a mom, and two little girls about 4 or 3 walks by me, so I kinda hold it away from them.
Poyzin> I find out they're about to use the same register as I am, but I flash the dad the condoms, and he just says "C'mon, sweetie. Let's use the next one."
Kilts> XD
Poyzin> But it gets better.
Poyzin> I scan them at the self checkout thing, pay for them, and walk out.
Poyzin> As I'm leaving I leave this little voice saying "Daddy, whas a trojan?"
Poyzin> Without missing a beat "It's a soldier. The kind I wish I had when I met your mother."
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SyntaxError> So how do you guys think Bush is doing
Pacster> Don't get me started ...
Merrick178> I'm sick of people hating Bush
Pacster> Omg -.-
Merrick178> He's doing pretty good for a retarded person