A Sad Day (yes, I really am upset about this, don't laugh)
Dear Most Awesome Shoes I've Ever Had,
I'm going to miss you. You were with me for almost four and a half years, which is pretty damn good considering you're a size too big and came from Payless. We've had some good times, though, and believe me when I say that no other shiny shoes can ever, ever take your place. I mean, you were there for me on my wedding day. If I could have, I would have made you my Maid(s) of Honor.
There just comes a time when I have to say good-bye, though. You were barely hanging on, as I noticed today while having a pee. And your sparkles have fallen off to reveal your underthings. And I can poke my fingers from the inside out around the sole. It's time. To quote Will Smith in "Independence Day"... I've got "nothin' but love for you, baby, nothin' but love."
Disco Ball Shoes, you will be missed. May you rest in peace and fabulosity at the county dump.
<3
I'm going to miss you. You were with me for almost four and a half years, which is pretty damn good considering you're a size too big and came from Payless. We've had some good times, though, and believe me when I say that no other shiny shoes can ever, ever take your place. I mean, you were there for me on my wedding day. If I could have, I would have made you my Maid(s) of Honor.
There just comes a time when I have to say good-bye, though. You were barely hanging on, as I noticed today while having a pee. And your sparkles have fallen off to reveal your underthings. And I can poke my fingers from the inside out around the sole. It's time. To quote Will Smith in "Independence Day"... I've got "nothin' but love for you, baby, nothin' but love."
Disco Ball Shoes, you will be missed. May you rest in peace and fabulosity at the county dump.
<3