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I'm currently in Raleigh-Durham with best_of_five. I've had lunch with karaz and ficlette and omg, do I love the people here :D Having a great time... now if I could just work less on both work and homework and work MOAR on writing my trekreversebang because omg, wtf, self?! Get that shit done! You're posting soon!
Anyway, I got an email from my mum this morning. She was watering plants right outside our sliding glass door and, in the corner (between the glider and the rocking chair and underneath about 10 plants in varying heights), my mother spots a baby rattlesnake. So she does what anyone would do and slides the furniture away from it, removes all the plants and plant stands and then, using a medium-sized dog dish, slams a dish over the snake and then covers it with pavers and rocks to keep the snake under it. Wouldn't anyone? I mean, I'd totally give a baby rattlesnake eighty billion opportunities to bite me. Wouldn't you?
My mother, unfortunately, wins the distinction of being one of the stupidest people ever with this activity. WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!? And then she got all upset when the firefighter that came to take the snake was all WTF LADY!? She's planning on doing it again if we get another snake. WTFWTFWTFWTF JESUS GOD WTF
Then I'm talking to my sister about the above when my sister mentions a bomb threat at her school. JESUS GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN TUCSON!?
When I fly out in the middle of the night on Sunday, I get to Phoenix at like 1130am. Then, from there, off to a nephew's birthday party. 10 hours of travel right into a birthday party for a 4 year old. w00t!
Anyway, I got an email from my mum this morning. She was watering plants right outside our sliding glass door and, in the corner (between the glider and the rocking chair and underneath about 10 plants in varying heights), my mother spots a baby rattlesnake. So she does what anyone would do and slides the furniture away from it, removes all the plants and plant stands and then, using a medium-sized dog dish, slams a dish over the snake and then covers it with pavers and rocks to keep the snake under it. Wouldn't anyone? I mean, I'd totally give a baby rattlesnake eighty billion opportunities to bite me. Wouldn't you?
My mother, unfortunately, wins the distinction of being one of the stupidest people ever with this activity. WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!? And then she got all upset when the firefighter that came to take the snake was all WTF LADY!? She's planning on doing it again if we get another snake. WTFWTFWTFWTF JESUS GOD WTF
Then I'm talking to my sister about the above when my sister mentions a bomb threat at her school. JESUS GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN TUCSON!?
When I fly out in the middle of the night on Sunday, I get to Phoenix at like 1130am. Then, from there, off to a nephew's birthday party. 10 hours of travel right into a birthday party for a 4 year old. w00t!