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I had every intention of writing today. I woke up, did my stuff for the rpg_prophet early just to start writing and then opened up word. But then I thought, "self? you haven't checked fandom wank in awhile... why not just pop over and see if you've missed any wanks..."
Thus, I have spent 4 hours looking at penis tattoos, horse fuckers and crazy assholes.
No really. Remember the horse fucker from awhile back? (Coincidentally... the last time this came up - I was dogsitting for the same frikken people. I'm worried that the next time I come here to dogsit, it's only going to come up again.) Well, there are now Tattoos and, more disgustingly importantly - PHOTOS OF THE HAPPY COUPLE. Um, omg, he and the and then there's the... and JESUS GOD WHY??????
Somehow, fandom wank's post then goes on about penis tattoos... like This GUY. Can you imagine him raising his arm and you just seeing giant penis? Um, yeah, not sexy. This one would make all excitement disappear. Seriously... I couldn't stop making fun of it during sex and then Puff would wilt, wouldn't it? I think I've read a fanfic with this one. This one is just gross.
All links provided by the peeps at fandom wank and are not my own finds.
I, um, yeah. I think it's worse now that I know what horsefucker looks like.
Right, back to notporn and gen. If I can purge these photos from my memory. Anyone have a scalpel handy?
Thus, I have spent 4 hours looking at penis tattoos, horse fuckers and crazy assholes.
No really. Remember the horse fucker from awhile back? (Coincidentally... the last time this came up - I was dogsitting for the same frikken people. I'm worried that the next time I come here to dogsit, it's only going to come up again.) Well, there are now Tattoos and, more disgustingly importantly - PHOTOS OF THE HAPPY COUPLE. Um, omg, he and the and then there's the... and JESUS GOD WHY??????
Somehow, fandom wank's post then goes on about penis tattoos... like This GUY. Can you imagine him raising his arm and you just seeing giant penis? Um, yeah, not sexy. This one would make all excitement disappear. Seriously... I couldn't stop making fun of it during sex and then Puff would wilt, wouldn't it? I think I've read a fanfic with this one. This one is just gross.
All links provided by the peeps at fandom wank and are not my own finds.
I, um, yeah. I think it's worse now that I know what horsefucker looks like.
Right, back to notporn and gen. If I can purge these photos from my memory. Anyone have a scalpel handy?