about time i updated this shit.
OH MAN, READY FOR NOVEL #2?
what a sleepover guys. its not like im experienced or anything...you know. it was only #3 for kim. OH well. it was still, w/out a doubt the best one ive ever had!!!! fuck yeah. well here we go.....
-who all was there? well it was hoener obviously, then it was lauren jean, wagner, ramen, colie, paige, deanna (sp?), that fag dulde!!!
-and i hid hoeners present (hehe) we were off to the cheesecake factory. we listened to country the whole time. SWEET. we got there and there was a 20 somethin min wait. and miss ramen wouldnt stop saying nigga. then minor viet put her number in ramens phone... :) i got so scared. well...you know those little buzzer thingers? well i wanted to look at it so i snached it and tapped it thrice and that fucker went all crazy with the lights and the vibrating!!! scared the living shit out of me.
-food was awesome!! i had a DANG QUESIDILLA! annnd my boo made a bad cheesecake choice. oh well. the other girls cheesecake was good, soo we kinda helped ourselves. lol. i was secluded at the end table. BUT oh well....
-after that we were walking to the car and i called lauren jean a katie. and she said "no kimmy, im lauren" omfg....(shaking head)
-thennn we went back to hoeners to change into sweatpants and such, then hit up to pick n save. to uhhh get "supplies" HAH! kim threw a can of spagettios on the ground..im a rebel. annnd then went on a tping run! but ramen fucked up her fag leg more...:(
-taught those racists how to say you dont know me in viet! lol then colie, dulde and me prank called someone in the bathroom. we're so sneaky. be jealous.
-then back to hoeners. they all had an idea to make kimmy over!!! yay! lol. ramen took the tweezers and went recklessly plucking. then sliced me some bang thingers! sweet. wanger curled my hair, did some makeup. annnd someone told me that i was beautiful. that made my night :-). yeahh kims a dork.
-sat around and talked and took funny viet pics with a camara phone...LMAO. you and dulde..you silly motherfuckers.
-thennnnn we played dare or...well dare. there really was no choice.
-THE DARES (now ik this whole not telling who did what is kinda lame, but idk who would want ppl to know what they did...so i just did this. let your little minds wander about who did what )
there was this one dare. for this REALLY sick fuck. i really cant remember who it was for. they got a fart in the mouth twice. wtf.
wagner- had to eat that unholy mix that we made, and try not to gag. hahah. lauren jean and ramen went in an ice bath in their undies. that was funny as hell. somone had to go outside in a bra n shorts and hump the flag pole. between you n me, id think she knew how. SOO i stepped in and i was like " hey, HEY, THIS is how its done" (lots of air thrusting) ahaha. somone she had to um. "pose" on that little cat treehouse lookin thing. naked. cats will never play on that agiain. lol...paige and witz didnt do one. those faggots. someone- had to lick the syrup off of lauren jean. thats all ill say now..lol :-) dulde ate her own boogers...wtf..lol
and did i mention that we had pics of every single one of these? cuz we do. lol :-D i cant wait.
they went streaking. i was too scared. goddamn, i regret it now.
Oh yeah. and we played i have never. at like 3 in the morning. i have never looked at porn on the schools computers.
-THE ORIGIN OF "SKEET TEATS"- this part of the night i laughed so so so so so hard. well they made a discovery about wagner and her skeet teats. omfg. that was so funny. i just about pissed myself. "SKEET SO MUCH THEY CALL HER BILLY OCEAN!!!" then i made like moses and parted the red sea. and well. miss hellbound ramen didnt know who moses was, so me and dulde tried to explain to her. then i sang the song. and shes like...(honest to god) "ohh so hes the guy who sang that song?" WOW child. lol. then those fat asses made me get them some viet muffins. and only viet muffins would do.
-then i was laying down, about to go to sleep and i hear "WHERES THE VIET?! WHERES THE VIET?!" so hoener, who was very pissed, got out of bed and was like LAUREN, SHUT THE-----------and i hear this thud, and everyone in the room BURST out laughing. so i roll out of bed and look and theres hoener on the ground..oh man. and shes like..lauren shut the fuck up, and walks out of the room. smooth.
-most definatley the highlight of the sleepover. watching cartoon porn in the morning. everyone- this is stupid. ok. ill turn it off. wagner- NO!. lol
getting george webbs. mmmm.
just some random things
- YEAH LICK MY ASS BITCH!
- how many licks does it take to get to the center of a lesssssssbian?
- ice pick, bitches!
- colies from the ghetto, she shouldve been able to handle that hot curler situation.
- "we went to walgreens and found everything that he bought me there.."
- why the fuck do you carry that toothbrush around!?
- what? you told me to moon you! NO I TOLD YOU TO MOON COLIE'S CAR!!!!
- balloons + "smoke weed" = countless hours of entertainment
THE END
if you read this PLEASE comment b/c it took me like hours to write all this. and add some funny stuff too.
THANK YOU LADIES FOR MY BEST SLEEPOVER YET!
I LOVE YOU ALL SO SO SO SO MUCH!
ahhhhh that was awesome
*phantom*
when will i get to write my 3rd novel?