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OMG. Last night we went to see Little Britain Live. Majymoo booked it in March last year and since then I have been desperate to see it. We went to Beijing Bistro first when I had the oh-so-adventurous chicken chow mein. It was scrumptious! Majy had something ducky. ALSO PRAWN TOAST which is probably the worst thing one could ever eat but tastes like seafoodsex.
Little Britain was amazing. It wouldn't have been funny if you hadn't seen the tv version though. It took all the tv things to a different level. For example, Ann pretended to be on stars in their eyes as Whitney Houston. She made chicken noises for a verse and then went into the audience, licked someone's face and put her (bare) arse in the face of some other lucky person. Also David Walliams got fully naked in character as Sebastian the PM's assistant. He tucked his todger between his legs and pretended to be a woman. Very entertaining. I'd do him.
Afterwards we went to the Berkeley. It was very empty. Where are you all? No, not you! You are too young! Well actually you probably go there more often than me but I can't be seen to condone it.
Rangers tonight. French evening! I am not sure what to suggest for this....it may involve a naked man
On Thursday evening I am going to Swansea for my jojo's birthday outing. Should be fun, I will get to see her house. Woooo....
Adios!
Little Britain was amazing. It wouldn't have been funny if you hadn't seen the tv version though. It took all the tv things to a different level. For example, Ann pretended to be on stars in their eyes as Whitney Houston. She made chicken noises for a verse and then went into the audience, licked someone's face and put her (bare) arse in the face of some other lucky person. Also David Walliams got fully naked in character as Sebastian the PM's assistant. He tucked his todger between his legs and pretended to be a woman. Very entertaining. I'd do him.
Afterwards we went to the Berkeley. It was very empty. Where are you all? No, not you! You are too young! Well actually you probably go there more often than me but I can't be seen to condone it.
Rangers tonight. French evening! I am not sure what to suggest for this....it may involve a naked man
On Thursday evening I am going to Swansea for my jojo's birthday outing. Should be fun, I will get to see her house. Woooo....
Adios!