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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I gave nighstar a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In May I bought porn for webhead328 (-10 points). In April I punched mialee in the arm (-10 points). Last Friday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-801 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
woofly
Pfft~, they neglected to mention that the rival gang lord was xylus... surely that means it should be positive rather than negative. :(