woofer Looks Like...
This meme has been going around the LJ a lot lately; putting "(your name) looks like" into Google and seeing what pops up. i did the original where you just plugged in your name with little success. This one was actually kinda fun...BUT there's more than 10.
"woofer looks like a really nice dog!"
...as a former K9 cop, i take that as a compliment
"woofer looks like it means business"
...yer damn right i do!
"woofer looks like it is flat and not biased"
...BWAAAAAA...you think i look FLAAAAAAT!!!!
"woofer looks like bargain for $60"
...a bargain at ANY price!!
"woofer looks like a piece of industrial art"
...well, Daddy DID string me up by my ankles and balls, shoved a vibrator up my hole (or, i guess it would be DOWN considering...) and let me hang there and decorate the playroom during a play party so i guess this is true
"woofer looks like it sticks out but it doesn't"
...i'm just happy to see You!!
"Forget about what the woofer looks like and concern yourself where they're being sold!"
...only at the finest slave auctions!!
"woofer looks like on a log that is also burning"
...now, i've NEVER been considered to be "FLAMING!"...did Bjork write that?
"woofer looks like a potential to suit me but I can't find the T/S parameters anywhere"
...oh, i've got TONS of potential...you're just not looking hard enough
"woofer looks like some sort of small TORPEDO or mini-nuke, but overall it occupies less space since it can stand up or lay on its belly"
...yeah, take me in ANY position; belly is good!
"woofer looks like my three, all shaggy"
...HEY! i keep my fur neatly trimmed.
"how many people who are really into sound actually care what their woofer looks like?"
...i think i look pretty good with sounds in me! i can take a fairly good size french, but always want to go higher
"woofer looks like a transformer except that it can move"
...when i look like a toy, i'm usually bound tight enough so that i CAN'T move...except for a little squirm here and there
"woofer looks like a mushroom (giggle)"
...kept in the dark and fed nothing but bullshit
"woofer looks like a dual coil unit"
...mmmm...one word: "unit"
"woofer(looks like weatherstriping)"
...i like it wet!
"How wud u know wat a woofer looks like wen its been dropped?"
...not sure i WANNA know...i wanna know where this yabbo went to school!!
"woofer looks like a cheap RCA cable"
...cable: maybe; cheap: NEVER
"well we All know what a woofer looks like..but is it really worth a grand? Im a cheap bastard so enlighten me :) ..."
...Damn right it is!! Lemme tell ya...
"woofer looks like a great rig"
...oh boy, up on a rig!
"woofer looks like it is physically limited"
...only when bound tightly
"woofer looks like it has enough surround to kill someone"
...you don't wanna go there
"woofer looks like the top of the line"
...only the best, baby!!
"woofer looks like a cheap $15 unit you get from PartsExpress"
...hey, where you been?...we're already up to a grand...do i hear $1,200??
"woofer looks like an 'orange drop' "
...HUH? don't ask me where this came from!
"woofer Looks like a Tupperware bowl"
...ditto
"woofer looks like it has good excursion capabilities"
...is going on an excursion anything like cruising?
"woofer looks like it is in good shape"
...must have seen me when i was in the Army. i think we all know now that woofer is a BFF
"woofer looks like it's going to pop out and hit me in the head"
...OUCH! Sorry, but you got me all worked up!
"woofer looks like it has three connections"
...mouth, ass, dick: yep, that's three!
"woofer looks like a job for Me"
...oh yeah, work me HARD!
"woofer looks like it is top mounted"
...yes, this big ol' bottom needs a hot Top to mount me!
"woofer looks like it's got a nipple sticking out of it"
...two, actually...they're pretty big...i've been working on them
"woofer looks like a 6 inch Type S sub"
...are we measuring on the top or bottom?
"woofer looks like a hoss"
...this is a major compliment...i always wished he'd gotten tied up instead of Little Joe all the time...WOOF!!
"woofer looks like a winner"
...thank you!
"woofer looks like pressed wool"
...i'm on the lamb, but i ain't no sheep!
"Oh no, one woofer looks like another?"
...no, there is only ONE woofer (thank gawd!!)
"woofer looks like crap"
...well, it's been a hard day
AND FINALLY....
"the back side of the woofer looks like this"
...don't click it if you don't REALLY wanna know!!!
"woofer looks like a really nice dog!"
...as a former K9 cop, i take that as a compliment
"woofer looks like it means business"
...yer damn right i do!
"woofer looks like it is flat and not biased"
...BWAAAAAA...you think i look FLAAAAAAT!!!!
"woofer looks like bargain for $60"
...a bargain at ANY price!!
"woofer looks like a piece of industrial art"
...well, Daddy DID string me up by my ankles and balls, shoved a vibrator up my hole (or, i guess it would be DOWN considering...) and let me hang there and decorate the playroom during a play party so i guess this is true
"woofer looks like it sticks out but it doesn't"
...i'm just happy to see You!!
"Forget about what the woofer looks like and concern yourself where they're being sold!"
...only at the finest slave auctions!!
"woofer looks like on a log that is also burning"
...now, i've NEVER been considered to be "FLAMING!"...did Bjork write that?
"woofer looks like a potential to suit me but I can't find the T/S parameters anywhere"
...oh, i've got TONS of potential...you're just not looking hard enough
"woofer looks like some sort of small TORPEDO or mini-nuke, but overall it occupies less space since it can stand up or lay on its belly"
...yeah, take me in ANY position; belly is good!
"woofer looks like my three, all shaggy"
...HEY! i keep my fur neatly trimmed.
"how many people who are really into sound actually care what their woofer looks like?"
...i think i look pretty good with sounds in me! i can take a fairly good size french, but always want to go higher
"woofer looks like a transformer except that it can move"
...when i look like a toy, i'm usually bound tight enough so that i CAN'T move...except for a little squirm here and there
"woofer looks like a mushroom (giggle)"
...kept in the dark and fed nothing but bullshit
"woofer looks like a dual coil unit"
...mmmm...one word: "unit"
"woofer(looks like weatherstriping)"
...i like it wet!
"How wud u know wat a woofer looks like wen its been dropped?"
...not sure i WANNA know...i wanna know where this yabbo went to school!!
"woofer looks like a cheap RCA cable"
...cable: maybe; cheap: NEVER
"well we All know what a woofer looks like..but is it really worth a grand? Im a cheap bastard so enlighten me :) ..."
...Damn right it is!! Lemme tell ya...
"woofer looks like a great rig"
...oh boy, up on a rig!
"woofer looks like it is physically limited"
...only when bound tightly
"woofer looks like it has enough surround to kill someone"
...you don't wanna go there
"woofer looks like the top of the line"
...only the best, baby!!
"woofer looks like a cheap $15 unit you get from PartsExpress"
...hey, where you been?...we're already up to a grand...do i hear $1,200??
"woofer looks like an 'orange drop' "
...HUH? don't ask me where this came from!
"woofer Looks like a Tupperware bowl"
...ditto
"woofer looks like it has good excursion capabilities"
...is going on an excursion anything like cruising?
"woofer looks like it is in good shape"
...must have seen me when i was in the Army. i think we all know now that woofer is a BFF
"woofer looks like it's going to pop out and hit me in the head"
...OUCH! Sorry, but you got me all worked up!
"woofer looks like it has three connections"
...mouth, ass, dick: yep, that's three!
"woofer looks like a job for Me"
...oh yeah, work me HARD!
"woofer looks like it is top mounted"
...yes, this big ol' bottom needs a hot Top to mount me!
"woofer looks like it's got a nipple sticking out of it"
...two, actually...they're pretty big...i've been working on them
"woofer looks like a 6 inch Type S sub"
...are we measuring on the top or bottom?
"woofer looks like a hoss"
...this is a major compliment...i always wished he'd gotten tied up instead of Little Joe all the time...WOOF!!
"woofer looks like a winner"
...thank you!
"woofer looks like pressed wool"
...i'm on the lamb, but i ain't no sheep!
"Oh no, one woofer looks like another?"
...no, there is only ONE woofer (thank gawd!!)
"woofer looks like crap"
...well, it's been a hard day
AND FINALLY....
"the back side of the woofer looks like this"
...don't click it if you don't REALLY wanna know!!!