Four-hundred dollars later...
Finally got my taxes done. 150 to the feds, 175 to the state and another hundred to TurboTax for federal and TWO states (i get $30 back from Illinois so that's a wash. i think the reason i got money back last year is because i screwed up. Oh well, it's not like i got much anyway. Plus, better that the bitches had to wait for their money.