Oh my goth, Becky. Look at his marching band gear.
'Scuse me, guys. I gotta go join the black parade.
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Also, something that's been brought to my attention: I make the most disgusting puns in this journal. The thing is, I abhor puns made by others. I like to think I'm transcending the level of just making your everyday pun and going into a really uncomfortable, but magical, level of irony with my horrendous puns, but one can never be sure.
In other words, I'm way pretentious about my own puns.