American Drunky.
American Idol Drinking Game:
When Taylor Hicks...
...screams, yelps, woo's, hey's, yeah's during a song. (1 Drink)
...does a variation of the Twist, involving an off-kilter movement of his hips. (1 Drink)
...refers to his grey hair. (2 Drinks)
...say's he's from the South. (2 Drinks)
...pulls out his Harmonica. (Down your brew)
When Paula Abdul...
...'s Vicodin kicks in. (First person to notice the body high picks someone else to down their brew)
...is obviously on drugs. (Drink away)
...claps her hands like a 5-year-old because she's on drugs. (May as well down your brew whenever she's on camera to keep up with her glee-level)
When Randy Jackson...
...mentions somebody is off key. (1 Drink, dog)
When Chris Daughtry...
...reminds you he's "so rock." (1 Drink. Man, what a douche)
...flashes his carefully manicured sideburns to the camera. (Walk out of the room and curse Bon Jovi)
When Ace Young...
...is telling the world hes gay, but nobody listens. (Down your appletini)
Somebody play with me!