Fic: To Be A Cheerio
Title: To Be A Cheerio
Author: Woodsgal
Fandom: Glee
Rating: R
Word Count: 1966
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.
Spoilers/Warnings: For all of season 1 and well some spoilers from what we know of season 2.
Summary: Finn decides to join the cheerio's so he can get in Kurt's pants.
Author's Notes: Honestly...I don't know. i saw the clip, laughed and then had to write this little piece of crack. Thanks to adeina_rhyddha for beta-ing me and encouraging this piece of random.
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If you had told Finn Hudson in Freshman year that he'd one day be trying out for the cheerio's he would have laughed in your face told you to not be so stupid.
If you had told him that he would be joining the cheerio's in an effort to impress one Kurt Hummel then he'd have laughed even louder and told you that he wasn't gay.
It's amazing how one year and a summer living with someone can change everything.
Admittedly it still freaked him out that he was trying out.
He couldn't dance to save his life, what made him think he would make it as a cheerleader? Because that was what he expected it would take for him to get Kurt's attention. Especially now Sam was around...ugh, why had he convinced him to join Glee again?
Oh right, because Sam was a nice guy and he thought seeing how he was such an amazing singer it would be good to have him in Glee.
Great idea that had turned out to be again...last time he spied on other guys in the shower.
...Not that he'd spied on other guys in the shower before...okay...maybe Kurt once or twice when he'd been on the team...just to make sure he was a guy. Because Kurt didn't really look or sound like a guy. And if he'd jerked off afterwards he'd been thinking about Quinn and Rachel...not together. Though that would be pretty hot. Not as hot as Kurt giving him head would be but hot nonetheless. Wait...he didn't just think that...nope, not at all.
Oh, who was he kidding? He had totally just thought that and had jerked off to similar thoughts before.
He was a teenager! His hormones were going crazy! You couldn't blame him for thinking about sex.
It wasn't like he was as bad as Puck or anything.
At least, that was what he kept telling himself when he had auditioned for the cheerio's. It hadn't exactly gone well. Becky, sweet little Becky had told him that it was embarrassing. That hadn't exactly been the opinion he'd been going for.
Still, Sue had let him audition and had then shouted at him that his act was a disgrace and how on earth did he think he would make it onto her award-winning cheerio squad. She had then sat down and promptly told him he was in.
That had been strange but then again Miss Sylvester wasn't exactly normal was she? He had heard some of the things she shouted at the girl's during cheerio's practice over the years and some of them were rather disturbing.
She had then shunted him off to go get measured for a uniform and had then sent him home. Apparently he could collect his uniform at the practice next Thursday and he felt a spark of excitement at that thought. He was going to be part of a creative group and not get laughed at for it! Well, okay, he probably would still get laughed at because he was Finn Hudson, former quarterback and captain of the Titans. Being a cheerio probably wouldn't help those gay rumors that had been going around about him.
Ugh, he had to stop worrying about such things. He kept giving those jerks even more reason to call him gay after all with his protecting Kurt in a shiny red shower curtain and now joining the cheerio's to impress him. Yeah...he still wasn't gay though. If anything, he was bi. He still liked girls after all.
Then again...Kurt was the only guy he liked...
Ah, whatever he was it didn't matter.
He just knew he wanted in Kurt's pants and the only way to do that was to impress him.
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Thursday came around agonizingly slowly and he had to put up with Kurt going on about Sam constantly and Rachel reminding him that he was still in fact dating her when he meant to dump her. He didn't want to do it just yet though. What if the whole Kurt thing didn't work out? He didn't want to end up a single loser again. That wasn't fun...
Anyway the Thursday of his first cheerio's meeting he went early so he could change before anyone else got there. And really, Becky's surprise was uncalled for. He wasn't usually that late to things...was he? Eh, maybe he was. He didn't usually take note of the time unless something important to him was happening. Like lunch.
Maybe he shouldn't be thinking about food while he was getting changed ready to exercise? It was making him hungry.
“Anyone in here? Miss Sylvester says you need to hurry up and you don't keep her waiting,” a familiar voice called in.
Finn froze at the familiar voice, oh no, Kurt couldn't see him yet.
The jock tugged his shirt over his head, somehow managing to get it on and to lean against the wall...what was that word? Nonchalantly? Finn thought that was the word he was looking for. Anyway, he leaned against the wall nonchalantly and grinned lazily when the smaller brunet entered.
Kurt stopped when he saw him, raising one eyebrow and studying him curiously for a few seconds.
“Well, well, well, Finn Hudson. What are you doing here?” he greeted.
Finn shrugged,
“I just felt like trying some different this year so I joined the cheerio's with you. Not a problem is it?” he asked, straightening up and walking over to the smaller male. He didn't miss Kurt's eyes following him and running up and down his body. The good thing about these uniforms were that the guy's shirt's tended to be slim fitting so they showed off any chest and arm definition and the pants were just loose enough. Finn may not know much about clothing but he felt he probably looked good and he was definitely comfortable.
Well...for now.
“No problem. I just didn't ever expect to see Finn Hudson in one of those uniforms.”
And clearly it was a rare sight that Kurt was enjoying. That was something that made Finn feel immensely proud for.
“You like what you see then?” he found himself boldly asking, raising an eyebrow and mimicking Kurt's usual questioning expression
“Maybe.”
Kurt stretched then, the t-shirt lifting to reveal a single, tantalizing strip of skin and that was all it took for Finn to be on him. He couldn't do with flirting and little exchanges right now. He'd witnessed Kurt sharing enough of such moments with Sam and he wanted something more intimate, something more physical, something more...real.
His lips crashed against the soprano's, hands going to grip those round hips as he pushed the smaller boy back against the wall. Maybe he should have waited until later to do this, they had cheerio's practice and anyone could walk in on them but that thought just excited him all the more. The word would certainly get around if they got caught and then perfect little Sam would know that he couldn't get everyone. That Finn was the one who was able to win over the hottest guy in school.
The thought made him smirk slightly into the kiss before he nibbled gently at Kurt's bottom lip. The smaller boy's mouth fell open as he moaned quietly in pleasure and threw his arms loosely around Finn's neck.
As the kiss grew dirtier, more heated, Finn felt hands starting to tug gently at his hair as if egging him on and Finn was only too happy to provide.
He pulled away from the kiss so they could catch their breath but he didn't let their little session end there, no, he kept his hands roving over that surprisingly slender body. When had Kurt gotten so tall and slim? He didn't know but he cursed himself for not noticing. Especially given the fact he'd been fantasizing about him but the changes must have been so gradual that he didn't notice them.
Finn started to kiss across Kurt's jaw, moving down his neck and nipping and licking gently at the skin there. He was aiming to mark him, to show people who Kurt belonged to.
“F...Finn...don't tease me. If we're going to do this then it needs to be quick,” Kurt reprimanded but his words were punctuated with quiet mewls which really, just made it difficult to take him seriously. He did have a point though.
He simply hummed his agreement before he pulled Kurt's pants and boxers down. His own soon followed and then he was turning Kurt around and pumping himself to full hardness. He'd done some reading on what to do, not much before he'd found himself too disturbed to carry on but he'd got the idea how to make it good for Kurt.
If only he'd planned this though, he'd have brought lube and condoms but they'd just have to make do.
He slicked up his fingers with saliva and slowly pushed one digit inside of Kurt, moving it about and crooking it carefully until the puckered hole started to loosen up and Kurt started to moan. He repeated that process with another two fingers being added in and finally he felt Kurt was ready.
It was a little more difficult slicking himself up with his own spit but mixed with his own pre-come it wasn't so terrible though Finn was still worried he would hurt the small brunet.
He lined himself up, leaning forward to prop himself up using the wall in front of them and with a gentle kiss on Kurt's shoulder, started to push into him. It was an agonizing process for Kurt but at the same time, it felt so wonderful to Finn. He just wanted to pound in as hard and fast as he could into that delightful warmth but he didn't he stood still, trying to let Kurt get used to it.
“Tell me when you're ready,” he told him, his voice muffled by the smaller boy's shoulder as they waited.
Finally Kurt nodded and pressed back against Finn slowly.
That was all the signal Finn needed and soon he was thrusting in and out as vigorously as possible. He changed about his angle at first, trying to find his prostate. He'd read up on them after Puck had found out only guy's had them and he'd wanted to know what they were himself. So he knew that if he hit it, it would mean more pleasure for Kurt.
Soon the boy was mewling and moaning under him again and Finn reached around as he felt his own climax start to build. He jerked the smaller boy slightly sloppily as he pounded him into the wall, trying to time his tugs with his thrusts. Eventually he came, his warm seed spilling inside Kurt enough to make the smaller boy come all over his hand and the smaller boy's cheerio top.
Slowly, pulled out of Kurt, both boys panting as they returned to their senses and their surroundings.
“If I knew all it took to get you to do that was to wear a cheerio's uniform then I would have signed up a long time ago,” Finn told him as he pulled his pants up and wiped his hand on the wall before he slumped down onto the floor.
Kurt didn't respond though, he was busy gaping down at his come splattered shirt.
Oh...that could be a bit of a problem.
“Oh ummm...maybe we should have taken our shirts off huh,” Finn commented with a small chuckle and Kurt just looked down at him with a mock glare.
“You think?”
Finn didn't think Kurt was really mad though.
At least, they ended up skipping practice to go home and mess around more anyway.
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I hope you enjoyed and please read and comment.
Author: Woodsgal
Fandom: Glee
Rating: R
Word Count: 1966
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.
Spoilers/Warnings: For all of season 1 and well some spoilers from what we know of season 2.
Summary: Finn decides to join the cheerio's so he can get in Kurt's pants.
Author's Notes: Honestly...I don't know. i saw the clip, laughed and then had to write this little piece of crack. Thanks to adeina_rhyddha for beta-ing me and encouraging this piece of random.
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If you had told Finn Hudson in Freshman year that he'd one day be trying out for the cheerio's he would have laughed in your face told you to not be so stupid.
If you had told him that he would be joining the cheerio's in an effort to impress one Kurt Hummel then he'd have laughed even louder and told you that he wasn't gay.
It's amazing how one year and a summer living with someone can change everything.
Admittedly it still freaked him out that he was trying out.
He couldn't dance to save his life, what made him think he would make it as a cheerleader? Because that was what he expected it would take for him to get Kurt's attention. Especially now Sam was around...ugh, why had he convinced him to join Glee again?
Oh right, because Sam was a nice guy and he thought seeing how he was such an amazing singer it would be good to have him in Glee.
Great idea that had turned out to be again...last time he spied on other guys in the shower.
...Not that he'd spied on other guys in the shower before...okay...maybe Kurt once or twice when he'd been on the team...just to make sure he was a guy. Because Kurt didn't really look or sound like a guy. And if he'd jerked off afterwards he'd been thinking about Quinn and Rachel...not together. Though that would be pretty hot. Not as hot as Kurt giving him head would be but hot nonetheless. Wait...he didn't just think that...nope, not at all.
Oh, who was he kidding? He had totally just thought that and had jerked off to similar thoughts before.
He was a teenager! His hormones were going crazy! You couldn't blame him for thinking about sex.
It wasn't like he was as bad as Puck or anything.
At least, that was what he kept telling himself when he had auditioned for the cheerio's. It hadn't exactly gone well. Becky, sweet little Becky had told him that it was embarrassing. That hadn't exactly been the opinion he'd been going for.
Still, Sue had let him audition and had then shouted at him that his act was a disgrace and how on earth did he think he would make it onto her award-winning cheerio squad. She had then sat down and promptly told him he was in.
That had been strange but then again Miss Sylvester wasn't exactly normal was she? He had heard some of the things she shouted at the girl's during cheerio's practice over the years and some of them were rather disturbing.
She had then shunted him off to go get measured for a uniform and had then sent him home. Apparently he could collect his uniform at the practice next Thursday and he felt a spark of excitement at that thought. He was going to be part of a creative group and not get laughed at for it! Well, okay, he probably would still get laughed at because he was Finn Hudson, former quarterback and captain of the Titans. Being a cheerio probably wouldn't help those gay rumors that had been going around about him.
Ugh, he had to stop worrying about such things. He kept giving those jerks even more reason to call him gay after all with his protecting Kurt in a shiny red shower curtain and now joining the cheerio's to impress him. Yeah...he still wasn't gay though. If anything, he was bi. He still liked girls after all.
Then again...Kurt was the only guy he liked...
Ah, whatever he was it didn't matter.
He just knew he wanted in Kurt's pants and the only way to do that was to impress him.
*****
Thursday came around agonizingly slowly and he had to put up with Kurt going on about Sam constantly and Rachel reminding him that he was still in fact dating her when he meant to dump her. He didn't want to do it just yet though. What if the whole Kurt thing didn't work out? He didn't want to end up a single loser again. That wasn't fun...
Anyway the Thursday of his first cheerio's meeting he went early so he could change before anyone else got there. And really, Becky's surprise was uncalled for. He wasn't usually that late to things...was he? Eh, maybe he was. He didn't usually take note of the time unless something important to him was happening. Like lunch.
Maybe he shouldn't be thinking about food while he was getting changed ready to exercise? It was making him hungry.
“Anyone in here? Miss Sylvester says you need to hurry up and you don't keep her waiting,” a familiar voice called in.
Finn froze at the familiar voice, oh no, Kurt couldn't see him yet.
The jock tugged his shirt over his head, somehow managing to get it on and to lean against the wall...what was that word? Nonchalantly? Finn thought that was the word he was looking for. Anyway, he leaned against the wall nonchalantly and grinned lazily when the smaller brunet entered.
Kurt stopped when he saw him, raising one eyebrow and studying him curiously for a few seconds.
“Well, well, well, Finn Hudson. What are you doing here?” he greeted.
Finn shrugged,
“I just felt like trying some different this year so I joined the cheerio's with you. Not a problem is it?” he asked, straightening up and walking over to the smaller male. He didn't miss Kurt's eyes following him and running up and down his body. The good thing about these uniforms were that the guy's shirt's tended to be slim fitting so they showed off any chest and arm definition and the pants were just loose enough. Finn may not know much about clothing but he felt he probably looked good and he was definitely comfortable.
Well...for now.
“No problem. I just didn't ever expect to see Finn Hudson in one of those uniforms.”
And clearly it was a rare sight that Kurt was enjoying. That was something that made Finn feel immensely proud for.
“You like what you see then?” he found himself boldly asking, raising an eyebrow and mimicking Kurt's usual questioning expression
“Maybe.”
Kurt stretched then, the t-shirt lifting to reveal a single, tantalizing strip of skin and that was all it took for Finn to be on him. He couldn't do with flirting and little exchanges right now. He'd witnessed Kurt sharing enough of such moments with Sam and he wanted something more intimate, something more physical, something more...real.
His lips crashed against the soprano's, hands going to grip those round hips as he pushed the smaller boy back against the wall. Maybe he should have waited until later to do this, they had cheerio's practice and anyone could walk in on them but that thought just excited him all the more. The word would certainly get around if they got caught and then perfect little Sam would know that he couldn't get everyone. That Finn was the one who was able to win over the hottest guy in school.
The thought made him smirk slightly into the kiss before he nibbled gently at Kurt's bottom lip. The smaller boy's mouth fell open as he moaned quietly in pleasure and threw his arms loosely around Finn's neck.
As the kiss grew dirtier, more heated, Finn felt hands starting to tug gently at his hair as if egging him on and Finn was only too happy to provide.
He pulled away from the kiss so they could catch their breath but he didn't let their little session end there, no, he kept his hands roving over that surprisingly slender body. When had Kurt gotten so tall and slim? He didn't know but he cursed himself for not noticing. Especially given the fact he'd been fantasizing about him but the changes must have been so gradual that he didn't notice them.
Finn started to kiss across Kurt's jaw, moving down his neck and nipping and licking gently at the skin there. He was aiming to mark him, to show people who Kurt belonged to.
“F...Finn...don't tease me. If we're going to do this then it needs to be quick,” Kurt reprimanded but his words were punctuated with quiet mewls which really, just made it difficult to take him seriously. He did have a point though.
He simply hummed his agreement before he pulled Kurt's pants and boxers down. His own soon followed and then he was turning Kurt around and pumping himself to full hardness. He'd done some reading on what to do, not much before he'd found himself too disturbed to carry on but he'd got the idea how to make it good for Kurt.
If only he'd planned this though, he'd have brought lube and condoms but they'd just have to make do.
He slicked up his fingers with saliva and slowly pushed one digit inside of Kurt, moving it about and crooking it carefully until the puckered hole started to loosen up and Kurt started to moan. He repeated that process with another two fingers being added in and finally he felt Kurt was ready.
It was a little more difficult slicking himself up with his own spit but mixed with his own pre-come it wasn't so terrible though Finn was still worried he would hurt the small brunet.
He lined himself up, leaning forward to prop himself up using the wall in front of them and with a gentle kiss on Kurt's shoulder, started to push into him. It was an agonizing process for Kurt but at the same time, it felt so wonderful to Finn. He just wanted to pound in as hard and fast as he could into that delightful warmth but he didn't he stood still, trying to let Kurt get used to it.
“Tell me when you're ready,” he told him, his voice muffled by the smaller boy's shoulder as they waited.
Finally Kurt nodded and pressed back against Finn slowly.
That was all the signal Finn needed and soon he was thrusting in and out as vigorously as possible. He changed about his angle at first, trying to find his prostate. He'd read up on them after Puck had found out only guy's had them and he'd wanted to know what they were himself. So he knew that if he hit it, it would mean more pleasure for Kurt.
Soon the boy was mewling and moaning under him again and Finn reached around as he felt his own climax start to build. He jerked the smaller boy slightly sloppily as he pounded him into the wall, trying to time his tugs with his thrusts. Eventually he came, his warm seed spilling inside Kurt enough to make the smaller boy come all over his hand and the smaller boy's cheerio top.
Slowly, pulled out of Kurt, both boys panting as they returned to their senses and their surroundings.
“If I knew all it took to get you to do that was to wear a cheerio's uniform then I would have signed up a long time ago,” Finn told him as he pulled his pants up and wiped his hand on the wall before he slumped down onto the floor.
Kurt didn't respond though, he was busy gaping down at his come splattered shirt.
Oh...that could be a bit of a problem.
“Oh ummm...maybe we should have taken our shirts off huh,” Finn commented with a small chuckle and Kurt just looked down at him with a mock glare.
“You think?”
Finn didn't think Kurt was really mad though.
At least, they ended up skipping practice to go home and mess around more anyway.
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I hope you enjoyed and please read and comment.