catnip

[woods_bum]

Tom, the cat who lives in my house and sleeps in my bed every night, found the bag of catnip I bought her over Thanksgiving and proceeded to rip it to shreds all over my floor. She is now effectively doing lines off my carpet and rolling in her weed. She has seriously been high for like four days; I vacuumed but clearly I didn't get all of it, because every time she gets into my bed she tracks more little green bits in from somewhere.

Fucking druggie felines.