when life gives you lemons...

Sep 29, 2008 19:07

i've been pretty damned out of sorts lately. i'm grouchy, irritable, depressed, and just generally not that happy with the way things are going. certain people in my life have been a little... incendiary... these days, and i started feeling like i needed to start everything over. and then i read michael crichton's book "travels" and decided maybe i'd go on a little bit of a holistic kick for a while and see if i felt any better. oh, i tried the spoon bending thing, with some guided meditation help from youtube... i folded my spoon in half, i'll have you know, but i'm still completely skeptical. more on that if i get more impressive results.

so i'm investing in a gym pass for the fancy gym center downtown (i think... going down tomorrow to see about their student rates), trying to do yoga every morning instead of just sporadically, and going on the master cleanse for about a week before going vegetarian again. i had actually been considering the cleanse for a while (my friend sarah wanted me to do it with her), and then seeing it on the office the other night seemed too much of a coincidence to ignore. but i do feel obligated to point out that kelly was doing it purely as a weight-loss thing, with no mental or spiritual investment, which is SO not cool, and i'm using it as a means to clear out all the gunk in my system and start over new. and if i feel really gross while on it, i'm going back to solid foods ASAP because rugby players don't fuck around with disordered eating.

off to wegmans for some lemons. (let it be noted that kelly kapoor was, in fact, using b-grade wegmans organic maple syrup, and michael scott and i eat the same generic wegmans breakfast cereal.)
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