I will not add you if are not part of must_be_pop.

[woodjordan]

Friends only: you don't have to comment, I will see you. Revision: I will add just about anybody, but I am no longer adding clones unless the circumstances are extreme. I am not down with shitting in gardens, okay? When I get in the mood to mess with my friends list, I ban_set like a fiend. Email me at lijahwood@gmail.com if you need/want to be

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[behat]

Love me like I love hobbits, flipper, and stealing clean underwear.

[woodjordan]

I do love the beautiful girls who like me more than I deserve to be liked. And are you even going to bother capitalizing Flipper's name? Do the fucking dolphin a kindness.

[behat]

I will capitalize when I have your full attention!

[woodjordan]

Who said you didn't!

[behat]

Don't tease me, Wood.

[woodjordan]

I'm in no place to tease. I'm a docile little man.

[behat]

Why do I have so much trouble believing the statement above?

[woodjordan]

I haven't a clue! Doesn't this face just scream "trust me!"

[behat]

Pick a face and I will tell you.

[woodjordan]

If I had actual icons, I would do that.

[behat]

And you're actually asking why the seed of doubt has blossomed?